Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 08, 2021

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. (Exodus 20:16, KJV)

All together now - “It wasn’t really a lie.”

Andy is used to getting “juiced” in a bar, not getting juice from the bar…good trick Vicar!

Drinks should be free here….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-8th-november-2021-25376011

Mr Capp was obviously the victim of fake news.

To make matters worse, there was a 2-craft minimum

That was crafty, not fair, Vicar!

It could have been worse and been a salad bar.

Come on Andy you didn’t see that one coming ?

He will be “Bared” from the craft fair.

Stick around Andy. You may meet another suffering husband who would be willing to buy you a pint at the pub next door.

“Juice Bar” in my neighborhood takes on a completely different meaning.

Any chance of spiking the punch here?

Now that’ s a new gag pulled on Andy – ha,ha!!

Andy knows he won’t get “juiced” in a juice bar!

He doesn’t have a flask in his pocket?

Come on Andy, you expect them to serve the devil brew at a church function?!

That was cruel, Vicar. But I love it! Haha.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Tomorrow is my Dad’s birthday and it’s a milestone one. Me and my Mum made him cards on Moonpig. A wonderful website where you can personalise cards with your own photos. I am so happy with the way mine has turned out. The quality of the card is amazing.

I’m looking forward to my trip to the city on the 27th. Believe it or not, I miss the train journey as well. It falls on a Saturday so I won’t be here to tell you all how it went. I intended to go to the city as soon as I was fully vaccinated (back in August) but it kept going out of my mind. So now that my favourite event is happening over there, I now have an excuse to go.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Andy thinks if it’s not alcoholic, it’s not worth drinking!

No craft beer, just juice. Now its time to fall in the canal.

Bring a little vodka and make a screwdriver; that way the orange juice won’t be wasted!

It’s a church, what you expect??