Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for November 12, 2021

Ironically, the thought of that guy’s thong has distressed us all week!

It’s a wonder they let him through the door.

Like the jeans you can buy with pre-made holes.

Where would one put holes in a thong? Yeesh!

In that thong’s position, I’d be very distressed indeed.

you"re so vain I bet you think this thongs is about you…

TGIF

I would be distressed at the price!!!

I hope that he sticks to the stool!

Ew!

I can bet the bar owner will replace the barstool after this weeks over.

I imagine it’s also quite depressed…

It all seems dis-dressed.

HOWARD! … peek-a-boo-boo, I see more of your yoo-hoos …!

I believe it… and am so glad it’s Friday.

It could also be used. That’s another reason to say, ‘eewww!’

And this is how they’re made: https://youtu.be/_CPWRoKHlBs

ANY thong Howard wears is distressing.