I think your worries are over.
And Ipana toothpaste was never sold again.
Bit off more than he could chew.
I didn’t like that dam place he was building anyway.
“Should we lodge a complaint with his local fraternal organization on his behalf?”
Beaver pancake.
Maybe you should chew him out.
A beaver’s tale of woe.
Ahh, those poor bereavers, lost a friend.
Darwin Award winner of the beaver world…
You don’t have to worry anymore?
He’ll just lumber along…
Gnaw, the kid will be fine.
OLD JOKE:
Q: Why should you avoid going into the woods at 3 in the afternoon?
A: Because elephants like jumping out of trees at that time.
Q: Why do beavers have flat tales?
A: Because they like to go into the woods at 3:00.
Obviously, not soon enough.
Frankly, I don’t give a dam…
No need to now it seems……
Leave it to Beaver!
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ つ
Not any more you don’t.
Too late!
Should say “Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver”.
Only saw one beaver in over 60 yrs that got squished by the tree they were cutting ……. :(
Dam!
Web says a Canadian company is bringing Ipana and Bucky back!!!!!
Moral: Don’t bite off more than you can chew, (or dodge).
That beaver was too eager.
Seems your worry over the kid is a little bit late. But you don’t have to worry about your species — the mutated gene that made him too stupid to avoid the tree isn’t going to be passed along to any offspring.
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GreasyOldTam about 3 years ago
I think your worries are over.
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
And Ipana toothpaste was never sold again.
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Bit off more than he could chew.
Doug K about 3 years ago
I didn’t like that dam place he was building anyway.
Doug K about 3 years ago
“Should we lodge a complaint with his local fraternal organization on his behalf?”
cubswin2016 about 3 years ago
Beaver pancake.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Maybe you should chew him out.
sandpiper about 3 years ago
A beaver’s tale of woe.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
Ahh, those poor bereavers, lost a friend.
pathamil about 3 years ago
Darwin Award winner of the beaver world…
flemmingo about 3 years ago
You don’t have to worry anymore?
uniquename about 3 years ago
He’ll just lumber along…
royq27 about 3 years ago
Gnaw, the kid will be fine.
Lee26 Premium Member about 3 years ago
OLD JOKE:
Q: Why should you avoid going into the woods at 3 in the afternoon?
A: Because elephants like jumping out of trees at that time.
Q: Why do beavers have flat tales?
A: Because they like to go into the woods at 3:00.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 3 years ago
Obviously, not soon enough.
comixbomix about 3 years ago
Frankly, I don’t give a dam…
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
No need to now it seems……
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Leave it to Beaver!
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ つ
hooglah about 3 years ago
Not any more you don’t.
Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member about 3 years ago
Too late!
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
Should say “Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver”.
bwswolf about 3 years ago
Only saw one beaver in over 60 yrs that got squished by the tree they were cutting ……. :(
Gent about 3 years ago
Dam!
petecocker about 3 years ago
Web says a Canadian company is bringing Ipana and Bucky back!!!!!
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Moral: Don’t bite off more than you can chew, (or dodge).
PaintTheDust about 3 years ago
That beaver was too eager.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Seems your worry over the kid is a little bit late. But you don’t have to worry about your species — the mutated gene that made him too stupid to avoid the tree isn’t going to be passed along to any offspring.