Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 18, 2021

No guarantees anywhere, it would seem.

Pretty sure someone else besides Agnes showed extreme gyrations.

Under the circumstances, I would think that the Principal would have confiscated the extreme gyration ring.

If she developed that kind of speed, they may just have a Brown County District Two Junior Varsity champion.

From “The Big Bang Theory”

Bernadette: Hey, I learned a long time ago, when you’re four feet eleven and eye level with every guy’s crotch, that’s where you punch.

Penny: That’s funny, I learned something totally different.

Sounds like he was going to give her the money until the accident happened.

Agnes. Destroyer of gonads

The shout heard round the world.

(If you can still make a sound, it wasn’t all that bad — the sadly silent “voice” of experience. )

It was kind of him to play along and let her demonstrate this new sport, but $60,000? Wasn’t ever going to happen.