That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 09, 2021

Fortunately for her, the singers were all castrato.

Next!

In those days, sex-ed was much more advanced than today.

did Pandora leave the box open again? Tomorrow i switch to Spotify!

Ionia, naked and peeved,

was told what she scarcely believed.

“Our water diviner led here,

“and from the looks of things, dear,

“you retain all the water we need!”

This Athens teen garage band

will come to your house and demand

a standard remittance,

really, a pittance,

then play all the tunes you can stand.

Lovely Psyche awakes from a dream / to the sound of a musical “scream.” / The quartet is to blame. / They’ve mistaken her name, / playing Herrmann’s intense “Psycho” theme.

“I hate this alarm clock duty. You have to get up extra early to get to work on time. But at least this is better than working for Caligula.”

“Wake up, LittleSuzie !”, sang they/ and she did – to her utter dismay../ and each singing lad/ was ever so glad/ that they’d hidden her clothing away.

Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy. Put down those silly instruments and give me a back rub.

psyche had actually requested a wakeup call for when she’d reached puberty…

“You guys are an hour late. Oh yeah it’s daylight savings.”

Serious bedhead.

It is 7AM. Get up.

“Forgot to adjust for Daylight Savings time ending. That is what happens when you got to get the comic done a month before it is published.”

I ordered a Super Slam with black coffee. Am I supposed to capitalize “Black” on a restaurant order?

When the band got the gig, well, surprise! / T’was required of them that their eyes / Should be raised to her hair / And damn well be kept there! / T’was a burden to them, I surmise.

Herr Weber never did say what the point of his painting was, but he had a heck of a good time while painting it.

The kid on the harp is the only one really paying attention to his surroundings.

“I don’t think I’m in Kansas anymore.”

" Come on, guys! Knock off the noise! I’ve got a headache that’d kill ten Trojans, a mouth like the Athenian sewers, my stomach’s burning like Santorini, and I can’t remember who, in the name of Dionysus I was with last night! For Hade’s sake, gimme a break! SHUT UP!! "

Oh, that’s her knee. I thought the sex-change operation had left her with a lot to brag about.

It’s a tiny abdominal bulge/ which will probably shortly divulge/ the death of a rabbit/ and the unpleasant habit/ in which Psyche is prone to indulge.

Early sex trafficking ring caught in action.

By today’s standards, if this were a photograph, and you were caught with it, you’d be imprisoned, and branded for life as a sex predator.

The annual test for remaining in the Vienna Boys Choir was simple – any lad who “pitched a tent” in his sheet during the exam was OUT.

These are always so funny! I’m enjoying this comic. Thanks!

The Awakening of Psyche: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nicolas-Adolphe_Weber_-_The_Awakening_of_Psyche.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/11/masterpiece-2823.html 

I couldn’t find any info about this artist online. First work by him used here.

Psyche roused and sat upright to see / a quartet “club” that woke her with glee. / Though their music was mellow, / Psyche stopped them to bellow: / “Quick, get outta my way! Gotta pee!!”

Early Playboy issue no 1

“Miss Ionia, do you always sleep naked?”

“Sleeping’s got nothing to do with it, child.”

all of the four boys had never seen a naked breast before, so virginia was happy to let them see hers, of course for a price.

The Jimmy Durante boys choir serenades Psyche: “you gotta start off each day wit’ a song / to guarantee that you will not go wrong…”

Do those things hurt?

Ah that is the way too sleep, body free of clothes.

OK. Singing was a great warmup for your mouth exercises. On to the next step now!

When I told him to take me anywhere on the horse; I didn’t quite expect him to take me here!

And what’s up with all the guys I like? This one didn’t like my dress either!

4 Four 4 ways to wear the amazing new VersiWrap!