The average sale in my town last month was around $15 million. That’s because some LLC sold a commercial parcel to another LLC for $50 million or something like that and that somehow counted with all the house sales.
Every single day I get a phone call, text, email or snail mail telling me they want me to sell my home. Sometimes multiple times in a day. It’s getting very old. I can block phone calls and texts and email, but they get very creative. What’s weird is a neighbor doesn’t get any at all.
This comic is ironic, given the news within the past couple of weeks that Zillow has lost over $300 million buying houses itself based on its algorithms.
I once gave an offer to a guy for his motorcycle, he said. “Hey it’s worth a lot more than that.” I said, “Not to me it isn’t.” He finally sold it to me, when he couldn’t get a better offer, and for less than my first offer.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The average sale in my town last month was around $15 million. That’s because some LLC sold a commercial parcel to another LLC for $50 million or something like that and that somehow counted with all the house sales.
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
After all is said and done, your house is worth what someone will pay for it.
Nala the Great almost 3 years ago
What he needs is a very stupid (more so than he) buyer!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The irony is that the neighborhood home prices will automatically rise when you two move out.
EMGULS79 almost 3 years ago
Don’t worry. If it’s a higher valuation number you want to see, your next tax assessment is almost certain to provide it.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
Zillo says my house doesn’t have central air. It has for the last 50 years, at least.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Every single day I get a phone call, text, email or snail mail telling me they want me to sell my home. Sometimes multiple times in a day. It’s getting very old. I can block phone calls and texts and email, but they get very creative. What’s weird is a neighbor doesn’t get any at all.
Grossfolk Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This comic is ironic, given the news within the past couple of weeks that Zillow has lost over $300 million buying houses itself based on its algorithms.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
I once gave an offer to a guy for his motorcycle, he said. “Hey it’s worth a lot more than that.” I said, “Not to me it isn’t.” He finally sold it to me, when he couldn’t get a better offer, and for less than my first offer.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Where the heck do you like if your house is not worth much in this crazy real estate market? The wrong part of Chicago?