Garfield by Jim Davis for January 03, 2022

Garfield’s not fat, he’s just big boned that’s all.

And yet, only Garfield still manages to break them.

The only reason why Jon buys cheap furniture, because Garfield keeps eating ALL of the food, when Jon gets home from the grocery store.

Well Garfield broke whatever he sat on

Now don’t go blaming IKEA on this one.

Probably Ikea furniture

There’s no business out there, that couldn’t fix a wrecked furniture, that Garfield has broken, YET !!!

Garfield is not fat, just gravitationaly challenged!

Cats control local gravity.

The furniture is cheap because the money that would go to buy the good stuff instead goes to buy the food that keeps you fed, Garfield!

Of course you is only horizontally extended.

Or its from IKEA and he put it together without using the instructions and wondered why he had all those goofy little bolt things left over. And along those same lines, don’t stand too close to that big bookcase.

Or…hear me out…it’s both

Garfield is just too short for his weight

so…even cement is cheap?

Damn that cheap (put together well, heavy mahogany) furniture!

This wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Monday.

He’s not overweight, he’s undertall. Also, I’ve got a feeling this is the start of diet week.

Another chair bites the dust.

NOBODY is EVER FAT!!! They are just too short for their weight. If they would just grow another 4 or 5 feet they would be anorexic.

Quote to Garfield: “I’m not overweight, I’m undertall”.

Or both….

He’s queen sized

Jon buys so much food for Garfield so he’s too broke to buy the more expensive furniture.

You are fat Garfield…..

What do you mean?!? Jon’s furniture is China’s best fifth rate Ikea copies!

Did he just break a chair?!?!! =O