He is looking for a girl who drinks lots of beer and is not fat. Those girls are hard to find.
Aw, he cant wait to be some unsuspecting woman’s stalker. How sweet.
And which cave will you be looking, Eno???
Good for you. Keep looking, someone will make a wrong turn on the Twilight Zone highway and end up right in your lap.
Don’t be ridiculous, Eno. If she was “meant to be with” you, you wouldn’t want to have anything to do with her.
Metal detector .. if the flashlight doesn’t work.
Like I’ve said before… the hardest part is falling for someone who simultaneously falls for you.
I wouldn’t look in bars that serve dogs. I’m just saying.
Or at least batteries for your laser pointer.
Might have to check insane asylums.
Naw, just get yourself a searchlight!
Get a 3D printer.
There’s someone for everyone. Mine just happens to be in another time zone and latitude. Possibly another century, past or future.
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sirbadger about 3 years ago
He is looking for a girl who drinks lots of beer and is not fat. Those girls are hard to find.
YippiKiAyMofo about 3 years ago
Aw, he cant wait to be some unsuspecting woman’s stalker. How sweet.
Knightman Premium Member about 3 years ago
And which cave will you be looking, Eno???
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Good for you. Keep looking, someone will make a wrong turn on the Twilight Zone highway and end up right in your lap.
gammaguy about 3 years ago
Don’t be ridiculous, Eno. If she was “meant to be with” you, you wouldn’t want to have anything to do with her.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
Metal detector .. if the flashlight doesn’t work.
KEA about 3 years ago
Like I’ve said before… the hardest part is falling for someone who simultaneously falls for you.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
I wouldn’t look in bars that serve dogs. I’m just saying.
mwksix about 3 years ago
Or at least batteries for your laser pointer.
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
Might have to check insane asylums.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Naw, just get yourself a searchlight!
Bob. about 3 years ago
Get a 3D printer.
syzygy47 about 3 years ago
There’s someone for everyone. Mine just happens to be in another time zone and latitude. Possibly another century, past or future.