Pretty sure Godzilla would help.
I’m sure you can pick up a surplus flame thrower somewhere.
Never heared of “global warming”, lady?
In pieces.
Spit roasted on a volcano
Dig up The Big House in Ann Arbor; roast it underground. Get the fire department and Rodney Scott.
There are barbecue pits big enough to cook that bird whole. I’ve seen one that was a semi trailer. I wonder who is tough enough to clean and dress that thing.
Flame thrower ?
Is that the Thanksgiving turkey for an extended family?
He strayed from the Macy’s parade path.
Take the top off of a industrial storage tank of peanut oil and deep fry that sucker!
Oh. Who would want to eat such a cute turkey…..
My biggest worry would be not becoming turkey food.
On a tree-sized spit over a very large bonfire?
October 30, 2015
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Pretty sure Godzilla would help.
allen@home about 3 years ago
I’m sure you can pick up a surplus flame thrower somewhere.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow about 3 years ago
Never heared of “global warming”, lady?
cdward about 3 years ago
In pieces.
rebeccabyram22 about 3 years ago
Spit roasted on a volcano
wrloftis about 3 years ago
Dig up The Big House in Ann Arbor; roast it underground. Get the fire department and Rodney Scott.
hollisson Premium Member about 3 years ago
There are barbecue pits big enough to cook that bird whole. I’ve seen one that was a semi trailer. I wonder who is tough enough to clean and dress that thing.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Flame thrower ?
gammaguy about 3 years ago
Is that the Thanksgiving turkey for an extended family?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
He strayed from the Macy’s parade path.
mokspr Premium Member about 3 years ago
Take the top off of a industrial storage tank of peanut oil and deep fry that sucker!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Oh. Who would want to eat such a cute turkey…..
MCProfessor about 3 years ago
My biggest worry would be not becoming turkey food.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
On a tree-sized spit over a very large bonfire?