The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 23, 2021

I’m having flashbacks to several years ago with a chicken strips dinner.

That is one fresh turkey, very fresh!

Feather fan and shadow screen dancer. Next, she’ll sit at your table and order fancy scotch on your tab and the bartender knows to serve her out of the scotch bottle with tea in it.

How can he get a turkey dressing unless it undresses first?

Must be a hen.

Another scintillating show at the Bird Cage. Where the male’s tales pale in comparison to a well plucked hen.

Is she doing the " Turkey Trot"? !

I know a guy who eats dead chickens !!

The turkey says, “I’m Tom. She/her.”

Turkey Undressing? What kind of place do you think this is?

An un-dressed turkey is shameful…and stop shaking those tail feathers.

Well, you can’t have turkey dressing without the turkey undressing first.

How else is going to eat turkey breasts?

Naked and afraid.

Comics like this make me glad my daughter is grown up so I don’t have to explain them anymore.

That explains why the cranberries are red.

: chuckle :

And now the feather dance.

This was the first laugh of the day, thanks, Scott!

He’s there for the strip show; everything else is gravy.

She’s going to get the place raided.

My kind of humour right here.

Breast meet, BLEAH!

He is a cross dressing tom!

Look at the breast on that turkey!

Reminds me of the first time I went into a KC Chicken Wings dinner. They asked me if I wanted my wings “nude.” I replied, “Huh?”

Better than the spider bra we saw the other week.

moronic!