And old business owner decides he needs some help so he interviews three people
The first is a mathematician. The old man asks him " How much is 2 plus 2 "
The mathematician takes a piece of paper and a pencil and works furiously for an hour then proudly proclaims " Four "
Next in is an engineer. Again the old man asks " How much is 2 plus 2 "
The engineer thinks for a couple of minutes then replies " Four, within a specified safety margin "
Last in is an accountant. Again the old man asks " How much is 2 plus 2 "
The accountant goes to the window and looks around and closes the drapes. Then he goes to the door and looks up and down the hall and closes the door. He comes back and whispers to the old man " How much would you like it to be ? "
That accountant just needs to go to the Postmaster General (DeJoy) appointed by the previous Prez. He’d likely be willing to stop delivering mail to Santa Claus. In so doing, he’d be taking out the reason the court legally acknowledged his existence in Miracle on 34th Street.
it is the accounting for Santa’s little gifts that has Trump in trouble in New York city and the state of New York. Al Capone went to jail just for that and might be Don the Con’s fate. as well. Shall we declare a national holiday for what ever it takes to get the scumbag, Trump not Santa, into jail?
Questions must be asked about Santa’s operation. No clear income, no labor costs, no purchasing of materials but plenty of presents generated and delivered. How?
It appears that this Santa subject is well-known by many of the readers and you all are not afraid to show off your special knowledge about him! I myself have had many experiences with him but will not bore you all with tales tonite.. I will save them for later when we get closer to The. Big. Night.
He lives at the North pole. He is not living in any country and is a citizen of no country. He needs pay no taxes. Now, fines for illegally crossing national borders; and I doubt he files a flight plan.
Ha! A direct steal from my 2020 short story, “restraint of trade” published in Alpha One, a Christian anthology. And my story had the genesis of how St, Nicholas of Myra got on his way to the Santa we know today.
Santa is a cosmopolitan and is a member of no country, so no taxes paid to anyone. He is also not entirely human either.
His location is a secret, somewhere in Antarctica and under a camouflage shield in the No-Fly area of that continent. His satellite factories are in the Alps, Shan mountains and Andes.
Also, such molecular construction factories in Africa including the Atlas, Drakensberg, Rwenzori and with the Semien and Murrah mountains as industrial sites within the heart of the ranges so as to not upset the ecology and there is no waste products from his factories. These are carbon negative since carbon from CO2 is used in building the toys.
C about 3 years ago
Criminals with accounting credentials
in.amongst about 3 years ago
Till he is an entity – all is well.
eastern.woods.metal about 3 years ago
Old accountant joke
And old business owner decides he needs some help so he interviews three people
The first is a mathematician. The old man asks him " How much is 2 plus 2 "
The mathematician takes a piece of paper and a pencil and works furiously for an hour then proudly proclaims " Four "
Next in is an engineer. Again the old man asks " How much is 2 plus 2 "
The engineer thinks for a couple of minutes then replies " Four, within a specified safety margin "
Last in is an accountant. Again the old man asks " How much is 2 plus 2 "
The accountant goes to the window and looks around and closes the drapes. Then he goes to the door and looks up and down the hall and closes the door. He comes back and whispers to the old man " How much would you like it to be ? "
wallylm about 3 years ago
That accountant just needs to go to the Postmaster General (DeJoy) appointed by the previous Prez. He’d likely be willing to stop delivering mail to Santa Claus. In so doing, he’d be taking out the reason the court legally acknowledged his existence in Miracle on 34th Street.
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
That’s why he has the Santa “clause” in his contract. (Stolen from a movie, I know.)
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Isn’t Santa a 501 ( c ) 3 operation?
Mediatech about 3 years ago
You have to allow for subordinate clauses.
hangedman about 3 years ago
Groan
sandpiper about 3 years ago
Evidently a fairly common ploy among the 1%.
William Bednar Premium Member about 3 years ago
So, that’s Trump’s secret?
dot-the-I about 3 years ago
“Yes, (in) Virginia …”
jessie d. about 3 years ago
it is the accounting for Santa’s little gifts that has Trump in trouble in New York city and the state of New York. Al Capone went to jail just for that and might be Don the Con’s fate. as well. Shall we declare a national holiday for what ever it takes to get the scumbag, Trump not Santa, into jail?
einarbt about 3 years ago
Questions must be asked about Santa’s operation. No clear income, no labor costs, no purchasing of materials but plenty of presents generated and delivered. How?
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
Be prepared to have your bank accounts monitored, Santa.
lalapalooza Premium Member about 3 years ago
It appears that this Santa subject is well-known by many of the readers and you all are not afraid to show off your special knowledge about him! I myself have had many experiences with him but will not bore you all with tales tonite.. I will save them for later when we get closer to The. Big. Night.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Scene from the movie “Miracle on Wall Street”.
DM2860 about 3 years ago
He lives at the North pole. He is not living in any country and is a citizen of no country. He needs pay no taxes. Now, fines for illegally crossing national borders; and I doubt he files a flight plan.
Tomscomics70 about 3 years ago
And the Award for Best Play on Words go’s to…
The Butler about 3 years ago
A paid advertisement? Jack L. Burgess, CPA – Timberlake NC Tax Preparer
phileaux about 3 years ago
Trombone “Waa waa waaaaa”
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
IIRC there was a character in The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books who was dead for tax purposes.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 3 years ago
Nicholas Schludwiller, D.B.A. Santa Claus.
FassEddie about 3 years ago
Why does Santa care? He ain’t an American citizen!
mwksix about 3 years ago
Must be Trump’s accountant…
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
My understanding is that Santa Claus has zero income. It’s part of the magic of being a poor philanthropist. :)
andygee about 3 years ago
Ha! A direct steal from my 2020 short story, “restraint of trade” published in Alpha One, a Christian anthology. And my story had the genesis of how St, Nicholas of Myra got on his way to the Santa we know today.
mindjob about 3 years ago
Since he only works 1 day a year and makes no money, he wouldn’t qualify for unemployment.
Ed The Red Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’s spending a year as a fable for tax reasons.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
Santa is a cosmopolitan and is a member of no country, so no taxes paid to anyone. He is also not entirely human either.
His location is a secret, somewhere in Antarctica and under a camouflage shield in the No-Fly area of that continent. His satellite factories are in the Alps, Shan mountains and Andes.
Also, such molecular construction factories in Africa including the Atlas, Drakensberg, Rwenzori and with the Semien and Murrah mountains as industrial sites within the heart of the ranges so as to not upset the ecology and there is no waste products from his factories. These are carbon negative since carbon from CO2 is used in building the toys.
Brian Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hotblack Desiato once spent a year dead for tax purposes.
Daeder about 3 years ago
If your fictitious, you can deduct yourself from reality.
bakana about 3 years ago
Santa does have several Billion “Dependents” who get all their Christmas loot from him.
calliarcale about 3 years ago
“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus — and he’s incorporated in Delaware for tax purposes.”