Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 19, 2021

My friend had to do this for my other friend. He said it was best not to look, just pick it up and throw it in the garbage bag.

Dad: “Meh. I’m dead. What’re you gonna do about it now?”

The last practical joke. Actually filled with newspapers.

And clean out your history, favorites, subscriptions, and passwords from your browser.

Many year ago, I worked with a guy in TV who would take the sound camera home on weekends and make porn. One day he died trying to occupy the same space as a large truck. His parents were coming down for his stuff, and the news director had to go “sanitize” the apartment. It was some great old mop and bucket clean-up type porn. I wonder what happened to it. Probably online somewhere today.

Nah, leave it. It will give them something to talk about. When my stuff’s getting sorted, I want there to be at least one exclamation of amazement.

I have a deal with a friend to et my hard drive before my family.

Question for SMBC readers: Do you find it funnier to think that those labels are honest or dishonest?

Incinerator for the physical and military level erasure for the digital.

And wait until you see the box marked “Traci Lords.”

Didn’t SNL (or one of the other comedy sketch shows that have come and gone over the years) do a fake commercial for a service that would “clean up” a bachelor’s apartment after his death so his family would never find this kind of stuff? I vaguely remember Norm Macdonald being in it.