Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 10, 2021

‘Retirement’ Humor…. ;)

I guess there still are those whose jobs don’t allow much personal time. Maybe time to leave the work phone in the desk and block work calls on the personal phone.

that’s the same thing my boss use to say…….

Union on the left and management on the right?

It was hard to talk to people before the invention of the calendar.

Not as funny as when asked by Countess Grantham in “Downton Abbey.” But still funny.

Now that I’m retired, that’s me on the right.

I have the best friends now that I’m retired. They call and ask what i am doing Tuesday immediately followed by “And today is Saturday”. They understand.

Used to work in a hospital, our supervisor made out the schedules. Hated it when I got 4 days in a row off, that meant I had to work 10 in a row. Especially when I was working the night shift.

“What’s a weekend? Mine after my L5 went out!”

Yeah, I’m retired too.

Just a guess, but I’ll bet he don’t do windows either.

AOC is pushing for a four day work week.

Fred and Barney before the TV show…

“When you don’t work.”

A line from Downton Abbey. But a classic across millienium.

The fives days between the two you actually work.

Pity the poor caveman, everyday was Monday