Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 01, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    Dangle some “tarots” over them to stimulate things.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    They should all say that.

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    Otto Knowbetter  almost 3 years ago

    The last one I got said “I can’t believe you just ate stale cardboard for this.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well no, of course not. Unless you add the words “in bed” at the end of your fortune, it’s just noise.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    On the wall I recognize heaven 天 and earth 土, but I don’t know the third character. (And forget about the hanging lamp.) Anyone?

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A fortuneteller’s cynicism will kill the mood!

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Quickly, claim it was a secret message from the Chinese embassy and eat it.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Your lucky numbers are 13 21 36 39 42

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    “The fortune you seek is inside a jelly donut.”

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    DM2860  almost 3 years ago

    Your lucky numbers are e, i, pi, 1.6180339887, and 666

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You want an interesting conversation? Use the word Trump and Biden in the same sentence…

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    “You will soon be making multiple mad dashes to the toilet facility nearest you.”

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    That’s just eerie, how did they know.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 3 years ago

    lmao

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    TIMH  almost 3 years ago

    I’m surprised that the makers of fortune cookies have not branched out. I’m thinking fortune communion wafers. Wouldn’t that be fun?

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