Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 03, 2021

she appears to think agnes is a royal pain…

And yet we are now encouraged to come p with our own pronouns for how we perceive ourselves. I’ve often thought that if I really did this that I’d want “Lord High Master”. I wonder if the professor would abide by that?

Issues indeed. Would that make Grannie the Queen Mother, of sorts? Would she like that?

Or.. Agnes has unrealistic visions of how royalty works. Got to be a princess during grade school.. the queen part comes after puberty

Don’t we all….have an issue with royalty.

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

Hey. If you can get fired these days for not referring to a person by the PRONOUN of their choice, all hail Lord Queen Zatootoo…..

My user name illustrates the two name dilemma.

Maybe Prince was ahead of his time we he tried to change his name to that weird symbol.

I go by my Star Wars name.

Name of the street you grew up on,

followed by “of”,

followed by the name of the last medication you took

Agnes and Calvin should be friends since he has the same problems with Miss Wormwood.

Hereditary royalty is offensive. Agnes is just natural royalty (because she isn’t good for much else).

It could have ended worse. The teacher could have called on Death Blade…

Agnes is at it again — hope the principal has a full medicine cabinet handy (headache pills, antacid, etc.).

Its a good(?) thing that corporal punishment went out with my generation, otherwise, that girl would never sit down!