Close to Home by John McPherson for December 11, 2021

Slightly different spelling makes a big difference.

maybe she can use Cupid to arrange her dates!

Oh my

That’s just wrong in so many ways.

I personally would say Vixen is a bit underdressed for the temperatures but the others wear nothing at all, so…

Vixen the naughty Reindeer

W(h)ore a very slinky gear

And if you ever saw it

You would even say: “Oh Deer!”

All of the other reindeer

Used to drool and call her dame

But they weren’t let by Santa

Doin’ a little “reindeer game”

NOW we know what Santa means when he says “On Donner, On Vixen, On Dasher, On…”

You’d think she might have a go with Cupid.

“…and take off that lingerie. Take it all off.”

The other reindeer will follow her anywhere!!

Those two in the corral are looking very horny.

She has been hanging around with Cupid WAY too much.

LMAO! Hysterical……

Looks like Cupid had a bit of fun after the reindeer games. You should see Donder and Blitzen.

I kind of looks like she’s kicking Santa I the nuts.

That’s why Rudolph has a red light !

Female…with a rack???

… on Nixon, on Blizzard, on Fluffy and Horace… on Fireball, on Frosty, on Maxwell and Morris!

We apologize for the short notice, but all original reindeer have been suspended and replaced while the Vixen-lingerie incident is being investigated.

I think she just wants a good buck. Sorry

Too Funny! Gotta love Donner drooling!!

Makes them want to complete their rounds and hurry home after a long night…..

Ordering Vixen to be part of the team, turned out to have unfortunate consequences.

The governers of several states have instructed their National Guard units to shoot down Santa’s sleigh if he enters their airspace.

It seems that they are very strongly opposed to Vixen mandates.

I have heard of a stalking horse but not a stockinged reindeer.

Fire her, she is a slut!

Foxy?

Hey somebody has to warm the boys up for the long night’s work.

Is this a conjugal visit?

To be fair, h_rny guys have a SIGNIFICANT amount of energy until they “finish!” Vixen’s just trying to rev them up.;)

Anthropomorphism robs animals of their innocence

Reindeer with racks are female. So Vixen is flirting with other females?

Vixen’s such a doe…

Actually, reindeer have four teats. She should have a bra with four cups.

What’s that expression…“you can’t un-see that…?”

Is this where the term “horny” comes from?

Somebody told me this morning that male reindeer lose their antlers before late December, whereas females keep theirs all year round. So that means that Santa’s reindeer are all females.

Female reindeer do not have antlers.

Yeah, I don’t think looking like that would appeal to reindeer bucks. Adds to the humor, LOL.