Slightly different spelling makes a big difference.
maybe she can use Cupid to arrange her dates!
Oh my
That’s just wrong in so many ways.
I personally would say Vixen is a bit underdressed for the temperatures but the others wear nothing at all, so…
Vixen the naughty Reindeer
W(h)ore a very slinky gear
And if you ever saw it
You would even say: “Oh Deer!”
All of the other reindeer
Used to drool and call her dame
But they weren’t let by Santa
Doin’ a little “reindeer game”
NOW we know what Santa means when he says “On Donner, On Vixen, On Dasher, On…”
You’d think she might have a go with Cupid.
“…and take off that lingerie. Take it all off.”
The other reindeer will follow her anywhere!!
Those two in the corral are looking very horny.
She has been hanging around with Cupid WAY too much.
LMAO! Hysterical……
Looks like Cupid had a bit of fun after the reindeer games. You should see Donder and Blitzen.
I kind of looks like she’s kicking Santa I the nuts.
That’s why Rudolph has a red light !
Female…with a rack???
… on Nixon, on Blizzard, on Fluffy and Horace… on Fireball, on Frosty, on Maxwell and Morris!
We apologize for the short notice, but all original reindeer have been suspended and replaced while the Vixen-lingerie incident is being investigated.
I think she just wants a good buck. Sorry
Too Funny! Gotta love Donner drooling!!
Makes them want to complete their rounds and hurry home after a long night…..
Ordering Vixen to be part of the team, turned out to have unfortunate consequences.
The governers of several states have instructed their National Guard units to shoot down Santa’s sleigh if he enters their airspace.
It seems that they are very strongly opposed to Vixen mandates.
I have heard of a stalking horse but not a stockinged reindeer.
Fire her, she is a slut!
Foxy?
Hey somebody has to warm the boys up for the long night’s work.
Is this a conjugal visit?
To be fair, h_rny guys have a SIGNIFICANT amount of energy until they “finish!” Vixen’s just trying to rev them up.;)
Anthropomorphism robs animals of their innocence
Reindeer with racks are female. So Vixen is flirting with other females?
Vixen’s such a doe…
Actually, reindeer have four teats. She should have a bra with four cups.
What’s that expression…“you can’t un-see that…?”
Is this where the term “horny” comes from?
Somebody told me this morning that male reindeer lose their antlers before late December, whereas females keep theirs all year round. So that means that Santa’s reindeer are all females.
Female reindeer do not have antlers.
Yeah, I don’t think looking like that would appeal to reindeer bucks. Adds to the humor, LOL.
August 21, 2015
Robert4170 almost 3 years ago
Slightly different spelling makes a big difference.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
maybe she can use Cupid to arrange her dates!
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh my
momofalex7 almost 3 years ago
That’s just wrong in so many ways.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
I personally would say Vixen is a bit underdressed for the temperatures but the others wear nothing at all, so…
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Vixen the naughty Reindeer
W(h)ore a very slinky gear
And if you ever saw it
You would even say: “Oh Deer!”
All of the other reindeer
Used to drool and call her dame
But they weren’t let by Santa
Doin’ a little “reindeer game”
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
NOW we know what Santa means when he says “On Donner, On Vixen, On Dasher, On…”
cdward almost 3 years ago
You’d think she might have a go with Cupid.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“…and take off that lingerie. Take it all off.”
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
The other reindeer will follow her anywhere!!
H.L. Mencken almost 3 years ago
Those two in the corral are looking very horny.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She has been hanging around with Cupid WAY too much.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
LMAO! Hysterical……
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Looks like Cupid had a bit of fun after the reindeer games. You should see Donder and Blitzen.
basspro almost 3 years ago
I kind of looks like she’s kicking Santa I the nuts.
scote1379 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s why Rudolph has a red light !
kaycstamper almost 3 years ago
Female…with a rack???
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
… on Nixon, on Blizzard, on Fluffy and Horace… on Fireball, on Frosty, on Maxwell and Morris!
We apologize for the short notice, but all original reindeer have been suspended and replaced while the Vixen-lingerie incident is being investigated.
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
I think she just wants a good buck. Sorry
philwinn almost 3 years ago
Too Funny! Gotta love Donner drooling!!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Makes them want to complete their rounds and hurry home after a long night…..
DavidPlatt almost 3 years ago
Ordering Vixen to be part of the team, turned out to have unfortunate consequences.
The governers of several states have instructed their National Guard units to shoot down Santa’s sleigh if he enters their airspace.
It seems that they are very strongly opposed to Vixen mandates.
sobrown51 almost 3 years ago
I have heard of a stalking horse but not a stockinged reindeer.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Fire her, she is a slut!
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Foxy?
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Hey somebody has to warm the boys up for the long night’s work.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Is this a conjugal visit?
dlaemmerhirt999 almost 3 years ago
To be fair, h_rny guys have a SIGNIFICANT amount of energy until they “finish!” Vixen’s just trying to rev them up.;)
JoshHere almost 3 years ago
Anthropomorphism robs animals of their innocence
newswatcher almost 3 years ago
Reindeer with racks are female. So Vixen is flirting with other females?
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Vixen’s such a doe…
Rogue Wizard Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Actually, reindeer have four teats. She should have a bra with four cups.
tinstar almost 3 years ago
What’s that expression…“you can’t un-see that…?”
daking27 almost 3 years ago
Is this where the term “horny” comes from?
albzort almost 3 years ago
Somebody told me this morning that male reindeer lose their antlers before late December, whereas females keep theirs all year round. So that means that Santa’s reindeer are all females.
mbrahms26 almost 3 years ago
Female reindeer do not have antlers.
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yeah, I don’t think looking like that would appeal to reindeer bucks. Adds to the humor, LOL.