F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 08, 2021

Why yes, he had a “Hello my name is Nobody” sticker.

Yes, he did have a sticker, but the cunning devil left it blank!

A sketch artist, or a sketchy artist? Amiright?

“No, but he had a name tag: Joe Smith – Police Sketch Artist”

As a matter of fact, he looked a lot like you, officer. Where were you around 10:00 PM last night ? Hum ?

“Perhaps he dropped a self-portrait sketch before leaving?

Don’t know how these sketch artists do it. They would have lots of trouble if I was the victim. “Well he had a nose in the middle of his face and I think there were a couple of eyes above that” Then of course there is the problem of the mask.

We have a hoodie with a “Hello My Name Is” sticker printed on it. It is filled out with “Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

She’s supposed to be describing the perpetrator, not the suspect (a person presumed but not yet proven to be the perpetrator).

“Hello Kitty?”

Or a REALLY bad beard