Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 07, 2021

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    rebeccabyram22  almost 3 years ago

    God bless ebay

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    This, due to shipping delays.

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    You must have really needed it.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You’re lucky it’s still on your porch!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Forgetting what was ordered: That makes opening it much more of a treat.’

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Oh good. Then you won’t realise that there’s something else inside.

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    Me_  almost 3 years ago

    To me, saying it doesn’t happen it will be a lie

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    Me_  almost 3 years ago

    Yep Xmas all yearlong.

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    dlkrueger33  almost 3 years ago

    Yes! Kinda fun getting packages every day and not knowing what is in them. And are they for hubby? Or for ME?

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    John M  almost 3 years ago

    Back in summer of 2020 there were a lot of people receiving unexpected seeds appearing to come from Amazon marketplace with loads of conspiracy theories around them

    https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/07/unsolicited-seeds-china-brushing/619417/

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    lovelandclay Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, this is so me!

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t open until Christmas!

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Gotta stop ordering stuff drunk and in the middle of the night.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    sounds about right.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You did not get an order confirmation, shipping confirmation or delivery notification?

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    diskus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Thats what they count on

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And next spring you can hide your own Easter eggs.

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    waltermgm  almost 3 years ago

    Amazon-esia

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    sobrown51  almost 3 years ago

    So, it will be like receiving a surprise gift.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 3 years ago

    This one was on the mark, Mark!

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mark was ON the Mark with this one!

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    It’s not my memory that’s at fault when I keep getting email invoices for things that I never ordered… and which — “coincidentally” — are never delivered.

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    drpearse  almost 3 years ago

    Alexa and I are on a first-name basis!

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    LivelyClamor  almost 3 years ago

    Just got notice of two deliveries from them… one of them had sat since February waiting for the publisher and I completely forgot about that one….

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81r8SzEuPY

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    Happy Cat Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    At least it was not taken by porch pirates!

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    ComicsMama2  almost 3 years ago

    Then it’s really a surprise for you! Yay!!!!!!!

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    John9  almost 3 years ago

    I got a notice yesterday from Fedex and couldn’t figure out who it was from, I asked my son if he ordered anything he said no. Today I received a notice from a company I had ordered water filters. :) I am really scatter brain (grief brain) since my loving wife died in March.:(

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    namelocdet  almost 3 years ago

    Happens all the time to me. “I ordered something? Oh yeah…”

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    …but it got there on time!

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    j.l.farmer  almost 3 years ago

    yeah i am waiting for an order that i placed in Jly. some of the items were backordered and are waiting for the last item to arrive to send my package.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    So true! Which is why I keep all the emails acknowledging the orders until they arrive.

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      almost 3 years ago

    Yep, I can totally relate.

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    vick53  almost 3 years ago

    When I order something anymore I’m always surprised when I get it.

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    DebUSNRet  almost 3 years ago

    Amen to that!

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