Prickly City by Scott Stantis for December 06, 2021

When you find out Winslow. Please let me know.

Maybe it’s the new ivermectin.

“We WANT them infected!”

A reference to this article?

…Because, clearly, nothing else was going on 8/11/2018…

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How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise

The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that’s a shame.

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I racked my brain for the source of this generational disconnect. And then, one holiday weekend, while surveying the condiments set out at a family burger bash, I found it. On offer were four different kinds of mustard, three ketchups (one made from, I kid you not, bananas), seven sorts of salsa, kimchi, wasabi, relishes of every ilk and hue …

What was missing, though, was the common foundation of all Mom’s picnic foods: mayonnaise. While I wasn’t watching, mayo’s day had come and gone. It’s too basic for contemporary tastes — pale and insipid and not nearly exotic enough for our era of globalization. Good ol’ mayo has become the Taylor Swift of condiments.

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https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

A POX ON THY KNAVE’S HOUSE!

Kinda sorta on topic, whatever that topic might turn out to be…

Bret Stephens: the supply-chain situation has gotten so out of hand that there’s even a cream-cheese shortage at New York City bagel shops, which is like one of the 10 biblical plagues as reimagined by Mel Brooks.

I love mayonnaise. There is none in my house. I have no mayonnaise willpower. Two more key points: 1. I love all the flavored mayos, the wasabi, the mustard mix, etc……………………2. Miracle Whip is the mayonnaise of Hell. All mayo-lites are evil……………………………..right-wing populists?:

Mayonnaise Lives Matter! Let’s Peaceful Protest and burn down a city in Minnesota!

Speaking of mayonnaise and Miracle Whip and millennials not liking them . . . There are Whips in the Senate ! OMG…

https://www.cop.senate.gov/artandhistory/history/common/briefing/Party_Whips.htm

See, they are used to whip people !

Glad that Stantis believes in recycling (his cartoons).

Miracle Whip….

Since Scott is just „phoning it in“ (copyright © 2018), why are we here?

At first, I thought Scott was doing something along the lines of „Let’s go Branson!“

Hmm. Now that’s really weird: My spelchekr thinks „Branson“ is mispooled! Guess they’ve never been to Mizzou-RAH!

Bing bong!

https://youtu.be/vIDiaMuZPTM

I am hoping this refers to changes in mayonnaise to reduce the chance of it killing you .

If your mayonnaise is alive, you’re in for a gastrointestinal adventure.

This strip is getting too controversial for me.

Carmen must have read the “caffeinated mayonnaise” story in Adam@Home