Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 08, 2021

What did you thought your team’s name was, Chalkie? Charlie’s Cheeters?

hot boys…ha ha! more like not boys!

@Number Three Today’s Strip IS funny , Chalkie our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s friend is not the sharpest nail in the box is he :o) my avatar is a picture of a kid in time out for being naughty , stating that he will appeal to a higher authority, his grandma , that would do no good with us Connie never would , how was your day? our day should be a little busy but we will cope I hope , today Malta celebrates the feast of the Immaculate Conception of our Lady which is Connie’s name sake because her real name is Maria Concetta we are both in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run , just keep hydrated and prepare fo keep safe and thanks for caring young LadyrChristmas

Disqualify them because of thinking up their team name.

They probably are cheating. Can you imagine Andy & Chalkie getting more than two answers right?

Chalkie, bright as ever.

A few Andy Capp cartoons and a short interview with Reg Smythe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv0spE7znPQ

Give them a nice certificate for winning. Not extra pints.

Make ’em pay!! For their beer, that is…

Isn’t that a song (?) by Missy Elliot?

Just be glad you’re not the “Proud Boys”, wearing MAGA caps!!

The Vicar might have pointed out the Biblical message in today’s strip:

“Judge not others lest you be judged yourself.”

How do you cheat on trivia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1MDUcwVVZwCheaters Never Win-Love Committee

How can they cheat at Quiz Night? They don’t have half a brain between them!

We know Chaulkie’s not the brightest bulb in the chandelier drunk or sober, and Andy’s certainly not the sharpest knife in the drawer after a few pints, so …

They CAN’T be cheating! They never get any right!

“The Hot Boys” leave me cold!

Andy may be old, but he is still with it after a few pints!

Hot? Yeah, they are a right pair of George Clooney’s aren’t they?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I was at my volunteering today and it was also the last day of the self care course I was required to attend as part of my voluntary role. I got a certificate for completing it!

Afterwards I went for a well earned KFC which I’m pleased to say was open this time. Last week there were sparks coming off the fryers which is a massive fire hazard and they had to close.

Next week is going to be rather ‘hectic’ for me but it’s all fun stuff. However on Sunday, I’m at the bingo Christmas party. Monday, I’m doing nothing. Tuesday, I’m giving blood. Wednesday, I’m at my volunteering. Thursday, it’s my birthday and going to the carvery. Friday, I’m at bingo again. Saturday, I’m at my Auntie’s and she’s doing a small birthday buffet for me.

So like I said… All fun stuff. This Friday I’m meeting up with my friend to exchange Christmas presents. Mine are some ‘Dairy Box’ chocolates and a £10 Google Play gift voucher and he’s getting two packs of Pokemon cards. Wish I could have got him something else as well but he said it’s fine. After that we won’t be seeing each other until the New Year.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Hot Boys? More like Sot Boys!

Reminds me of a scene from “The Great Race” as far as I remember after Max has sabotaged the comptetition: MAX “Car number two, the engine will fall out.” A pause, then FATE “Max, we are number two”. Engine falls out.

too much alcohol