Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 11, 2021

“Shell” station.

I love this! Their expressions! LOL

Like the one with the red cap. Has his cell phone or tablet can’t tell which. And a beer plus a satellites dish living the good life.

And around the corner is a detail shop where they use Turtle Wax on your shell!!

Slow Down!….Watch your Speed turning that corner fella.

are they just as slow in doing their own household chores as they are just getting about? and do they call their sweeties you’re my turtledove?

It’s a safe space – where you can let down your shields (take off your shell) and let your “inner self” show.

But they is tortoises.

Since they are not wearing anything, why is the one in the upper left hanging clothing?

Turtle nudist trailer park…

It was a peaceful, relaxing day in Shellbyville, until an unfortunate visitor showed up with a box of Turtles…

Do they forget where they parked their shell and accidentally get inside another one?

Is the lady’s name Eleanor? (Only for fans of 60s music).

It’s where they become extroverts.

What, no sun faded plastic pink flamingos?

Now I have a hankering for Mulligan stew…

A turtle nudist camp, clothing is optional.

Could be Jekyll Island! Perhaps this is a nudist colony.

Shouldn’t those shells be up on blocks?

More like Turtle Nudist Court. Shell Optional.

Ah, so this is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles retired.

It looks more like a turtle nudist camp.

Where is the Trans Am on cinder blocks?

Why do they all look so unhappy?

I see neither any trailers nor anyone courting.