Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 07, 2021

You don’t see many bowler hats these days, especially indoors.

There are a myriad of such jobs. Direct sales. Direct sales using phone calls. Process server. The guy who tows your illegally parked car. …

Telemarketer.

Some people welcome death when it (he) comes – especially those who are ready for (what’s on) the “other side”.

Don’t worry. It’s over soon…

Both have dead end jobs.

We are not at work now. Mind your Ps and Qs.

funny

2nd most thankless job…..IRS?….Politician?….

From too much love of living,

From hope and fear set free,

We thank with brief thanksgiving

Whatever gods may be

That no life lives for ever;

That dead men rise up never;

That even the weariest river

Winds somewhere safe to sea.

Funeral directors are rip-off artists. Worse than used car salesman.

A skeleton walks into a bar. “What’ll you have?” asks the bartender. “Gimme a beer—and a mop,” says Mr. Bones. And here’s Death, with beer all over the floor and him with a scythe. Get it together, Death.

Perhaps you should take a holiday.

Don’t order the salmon mousse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNCsQqjuGw&ab_channel=Dimelives2004

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