Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 15, 2021

Isn’t that a good thing Drabble?

Honestly doesn’t matter, coal for you

Uh, ok little girl, I’ll give you something anyway.

Just noticed something after all these years, and it raises a question: is there a rule or guideline for when someone in profile has both eyes drawn on the same side of their head? ‘Cause it isn’t really consistent…

Any minute now, she’ll start singing, “I’m getting nuttin’ for Christmas. Mommy and Daddy are mad.”

I wonder if they train these Santas on what to say when the kid goes TMI?

I’d rather vote for a politician who admitted their mistakes. Unfortunately, people with that much self-awareness are mostly intelligent enough to know that politics means constant, thankless scrutiny and hatred, so they stay out of it and I really can’t blame then for that. That’s why everyone who actually runs for some office seems like a walking PSA about the Dunning-Krueger effect.

Honey Bunch is not wearing her pearls.

So Santa is now a priest accepting confessions?

Adults under supervision can take the 5th but no such out with Santa, he knows all.

Because she is so honest, she will probably get even more gifts…..

In fish its called “flounder”

Those are mere misdemeanors, not worthy of confessing.

Father Clause gives Penny 10 Hail Mary’s and 5 Are Fathers 2 Glory Be’s.

Penny must be a breath of fresh air for this Santa.