“…and now, let’s get a look at local news… a well known department store is now owned by its youngest owner ever.”
“Timmy Johnson of Elmdale, now owns the store after he successfully sued the store for injuries he received when a Lap-Eject™ device (a child ejection system built specifically for mall Santa’s) malfunctioned and face-planted little Timmy onto the concrete floor. When interviewed, the stores newest owner replied: …”
“I nreally nidnt wahnt to thu na snore, but nay hadda be nhaught a lethon!”
Merry Christmas to all. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, Strob, Po’Dawg, LeoJim, theLost Wizard and more. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, and to all our friends who are missing someone special this year.
Need that for grocery checkouts as well. Can’t understand why some customers want to ramble on and on with the cashier about the catheter a nurse put in for them
baddawg1989 almost 3 years ago
[W.C. Fields voice] Get away from me, kid, ya bother me…
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Zebra candy canes…
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
Naughty or Nice…Check out the Girl (lower left) with the black eye. Guessing she was naughty – Getting into a few fights.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Now I only wish for some cushions at my landing plaaaaceee!!!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
NEXT! And make it quick, or else…
pauljmsn almost 3 years ago
It better be waterproof as well. I’ve heard stories.
cdward almost 3 years ago
Some kids return 7 or 8 times for the ride.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Oy!
Only allow three wishes!
Merry Christmas!!!
Bill Löhr Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A take on Graham Norton’s Big Red Chair
wongo almost 3 years ago
Lets hope Santa dosen’t put it on upside down ! Ouch !
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“…and now, let’s get a look at local news… a well known department store is now owned by its youngest owner ever.”
“Timmy Johnson of Elmdale, now owns the store after he successfully sued the store for injuries he received when a Lap-Eject™ device (a child ejection system built specifically for mall Santa’s) malfunctioned and face-planted little Timmy onto the concrete floor. When interviewed, the stores newest owner replied: …”
“I nreally nidnt wahnt to thu na snore, but nay hadda be nhaught a lethon!”
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
Sort off the opposite of a Lapplander.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
In my town that’s what Santa’s elves were for.
philwinn almost 3 years ago
I needed one of those for my cheating ex-girlfriend!
JoshHere almost 3 years ago
That kid looks a little too old to be a lap rider.
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
Who really wants to lap dance with Santa anyway?
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Merry Christmas to all. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, Strob, Po’Dawg, LeoJim, theLost Wizard and more. Merry Christmas to our missing friends, and to all our friends who are missing someone special this year.
Look for Bleeb tomorrow. . . :)
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Need that for grocery checkouts as well. Can’t understand why some customers want to ramble on and on with the cashier about the catheter a nurse put in for them
The Orange Mailman almost 3 years ago
Should have been a SPROING! in there somewhere.