Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2022

Honestly, hon, I hardly think of you at all.

Bravely but foolishly said while she’s holding that sign. You do not mess with Blanche on a mission.

Even if she were a sex cymbal, it wouldn’t be music to Wiz’s ears!

Awww! It’s nasty remarks like that will get you beat up with a sign….

ba dum tss

now tell her she’s got a big butt

LOL!!!!!!!

I love how people want to curtail the parts of evolution and survival of the species they don’t like.

Yeah, a person doesn’t have to make rude comments about the opposite sex, however if a husband stopped trying to have sex with their wife, she’d make a fuss out of it. Probably accuse him of cheating.

As a man, I like a good looking woman. I can look at one and think that is a fine looking woman. Doesn’t mean I want to screw her. Doesn’t mean she’s an object of sexual desire or a sex symbol.

The same goes for any person.

Wiz, Blanche is thinkinjg on using this sign in another way

Amen Brother…..

Very, very true.

Wiz never did think of you as a sex symbol, Blanche. As for Wiz himself, watch it, or get walloped!

Especially when she has a weapon of mass destruction

The wizard does not mince his words.