The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 17, 2021

Tooth Tooth!

That’s fairy discouraging.

that really bites huh kid? at least she is telling you the tooth!

Tooth be told, the fairy’s right.

Any minute now, some multi-billionaire with nothing better to do will come along and ask little Adric if he want to take a ride on The Solar Express.

Shut up, you old bat! You shorted me on my wisdom teeth. Now I’ll have to settle for a middle-class existence.

Don’t bare your teeth, dude! I incisor to learn if you also have a sweet tooth here, or if you’re armed to the teeth… OK! These puns are getting a bit long in the tooth, I know. Good bite!

“Bite me Kid”!

No, let him on Mother, just look at his… teeth!

♪ “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” ♪

♪ stop that train, i’m teethin’…

Here comes the chew-chew train!

LMAO! Excellent!

She’s a dentalphobe because he’s bicuspid

But all he wants are his two front teeth…

And instead of serving hot chocolate, they bing you water in a little Dixie cups and say: Here- rinse and spit

“This is platform 7 1/2. You want platform 3 1/3.

Platform 9 3/4? Oh grow up!"

He wasn’t ready for this train yet – he was pre-molar.

The tooth , the whole tooth & nothing but the tooth !

I think Scott might be on the bicuspid of something here.

The Tooth Fairy is a sicko. What does she do with all those teeth, make necklaces?

The Molar Express is nothing but a grind.

Maybe he’ll meet a toothsome lass.

He’ll fight tooth, and nail to get aboard.