Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 06, 2022

He’s confusing astronomy with asstronomy.

Too much wine has been consumed.

Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.

There are other heavenly bodies to watch.

Callipygiametry is the study of the heavenly spheres.

He knows. Why else do you think he would spend all night with his telescope trained on her window?

If it didn’t Galileo would never have existed!

“Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round!”

Old fashioned way of saying, “Itz all bout DAT AZZZZ!!!!”

If Galileo only stopped looking at the stars….if only….

It doesn’t??

Whispering sweet nothings in her ear?

“I am right. And don’t call me Shirley.”

Is that the guy who sentenced Galileo to life imprisonment for his heresy in claiming that Earth orbits the Sun in 1633?

Don Juan?