I work in a bulk food store. Peanuts actually do come in packaging with that warning. Every time I read that label all I can do is ask myself "If it may contain traces of peanuts, then what are the “peanuts” actually made from?"
My second thought is “It had darned well better contain more than traces of peanuts since I want actual peanuts”
enigmamz over 2 years ago
How can that be in such small print? Have they no lawyers??
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
Sadly, this is NOT that much of a satire nowadays…
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
I work in a bulk food store. Peanuts actually do come in packaging with that warning. Every time I read that label all I can do is ask myself "If it may contain traces of peanuts, then what are the “peanuts” actually made from?"
My second thought is “It had darned well better contain more than traces of peanuts since I want actual peanuts”
pathamil over 2 years ago
It’s like the commercials for the various medicines:
Ask your doctor about [unpronounceable product name]. May cause [list of symptoms]. Do not take if you are allergic to [unpronounceable product name]…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago
When you open the can and Snoopy and Charlie Brown jump out—remember, you were warned.
Cornelius Robinson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dan! you printed a backward ampersand??
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
could also have displayed the message…
may have been packed in a location where peanuts were processed
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
Kung Pao Peanuts, anyone?