B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 17, 2021

LOL Those faces.

Mayday mayday mayday, bird strike!!!

Doesn’t look very comfortable in there. Must be economy class.

So … who is/was in the wrong lane? It’s usually the other guy. But can you imagine how from the other guy’s perspective, you are the other guy and that you are wrong?

Damn rotaries will do it every time!

Birds have lanes?

Tortoise: "Did you forget? “East is odd and west is even odder”

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QUOTE:““East is Odd, West is Even Odder” is a pilots mnemonic to remember what altitudes to fly at under visual and instrument flight rules. First, east and west are defined by the magnetic headings of zero to 179 degrees (East) and 180-359 degrees (West.)

Odd and even refer to the altitude. A commercial aircraft on a so-called IFR flight, i.e. all passenger planes, will cruise eastbound at so-called “odd” flight levels. That means for example at 33,000 feet (which pilots and air traffic control will refer to as FL330) or 35,000 feet (FL350) in increments of 2,000 feet. A westbound flight will cruise at even numbered flight levels—say 32,000 feet (FL320) or 34,000 feet (FL340)—again in increments of 2,000 feet.

That means that an aircraft passing under another aircraft will be separated vertically. Modern systems allow planes to pass as little as 1,000 feet above or below each other."

When the bluebird is over the mountain

and the redbird is flying over the (turtle) see eee

Well ohh, well ohh, mister turtle

Won’t you bring back, oh bring back my bluebird to me

- with apologies to the Beach Boys

Bird Strike!

Could have been worse, could have been a pterodactyl, imagine that head crest going through……..

Stowaway in the landing gear.

Good thing there is no FAA … they’d undoubtedly blame this on a hobbyist drone.

Thank Heavens there isn’t a typo in the middle frame with the letter “C” for the “N” or this may have been problematic.

And now he has to make an emergency landing in the Hudson River

Play that fuunky music, Green Boy

Great…that blue bird is going to be in a funk all day long!

You know you all heard the sound “fuunk” in your mind.

Situation Normal All Fuunked Up!

Perhaps they are in England

Would have been funnier if the other bird’s feed were sticking out of John’s mouth. Just sayin…

Gotta a bird in his intake! How is he going to put his head between his knees? OMG! Where’s the Hudson!? SULLY!!

“Fuunk” The sound a jet engine makes whes it sucks up a flock of pterodactyl’s.

Anyone else getting tired of this theme? Where’s BC and the crew. Are they on hiatus?

Put your blinker on……

Why is it that the drunk guys driving in the wrong lane and hitting someone head on are the ones who always survive unscathed?

Bird Strike! Log it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YEhB_Be3p0

“Hey, beak careful!”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

or you are asleep at the wheel……

FUUNK? where does Mastroianni come up this these unlikely sound effects

The dangers of flying over England….

Someone must be using GPS, that’ll happen.

Sure glad the artist put the “n” in!

Bring in da noise, bring in da fuunk.

It is good John didn’t have his mouth open when that bird hit them.

The Air Controllers must be on break.

Wrong sound effect. When that happens, it sounds like “Thoonk!”