The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 23, 2021

Urine trouble now.

meanwhile, Frosty turns down the thermostat

That is a heating blanket.

Just stay away from the yellow snow.

shouldn’t have turned on that electric blanket

Little did Mrs. Frosty know, it would never be cold again, and Al Gore’s been hanging around with a mop bucket for the whole lot of ’em.

They can rebuild him. They have the technology. The Six Million Dollar Snow Kid.

must be a teenage boy…

Awww! Maybe his room wasn’t cold enough…

We do need you to take you out in the cold. It’s probably be best if you don’t wear a coat.

Maybe take off the hat.

A little ice cream for breakfast should fix him right up.

The weather is nasty and cold outside. You better go out and play.

If you leave now just get a some rubber sheets.

It’s his own fault. He asked for that space heater to be put in his room and he also closed the windows.

I was expecting at least one comment about “snow balls.”