Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 13, 2021

Kids these days slice bananas for their cold cereal?Bwaahahaha!

i often end up with less than a whole banana (and, yes, everyone knows that i’m working with less than a bunch, but that’s a different discussion) because the bananas look deceptively unblemished when you pick them up at the supermarket, but somehow turn half rotten by the time you peel one the next morning. someday i’ll figure out how they do that…

You’re lucky to even have cereal—let alone bananas.

A pessimist says the banana is half empty; an optimist says the banana is half full.

Perspective is a wonderful thing.

Kids think bananas grow on trees.

I’m having steak for breakfast today

We all thought we were when we were growing up poor……

Bad grammar. It should have been “I had only half a banana …”

It’s almost always better to be appreciative of what you have, than to complain about what you don’t have.

Happiness is often a matter of perspective.