I heard that Santa had to stop saying ho ho ho cause too many people were offended anybody check Wikipedia to see if that’s true because he he he would certainly offend me. js
A “friend” once told me of a bar he ended up at, er, attended, where one end of the bar was standing height/ high bar stool height, and slowly tapered down in height(bar, and, stool), so, by the end of the night you were moved to a stool, that you could fall off, with little, or, no injury. Never went there, myself,l ahem don’t partake(much)
blunebottle almost 3 years ago
…as long as they’re silver.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
My uncle fell off a barstool once…well, maybe twice…maybe three times…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
For a minute, at first glance…..they looked like ….never mind!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
The elf is a real ding-a-ling!
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I heard that Santa had to stop saying ho ho ho cause too many people were offended anybody check Wikipedia to see if that’s true because he he he would certainly offend me. js
Wirepuncher almost 3 years ago
This one just sleighs me.
mikeywilly almost 3 years ago
A “friend” once told me of a bar he ended up at, er, attended, where one end of the bar was standing height/ high bar stool height, and slowly tapered down in height(bar, and, stool), so, by the end of the night you were moved to a stool, that you could fall off, with little, or, no injury. Never went there, myself,l ahem don’t partake(much)
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
And those bells were used to accompany the advertising jingle for which brand of beer?
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
I’ve heard of “Balls to the wall”, but “Bells to the bar” is a new one …! (similar to “Belly up to …” though)
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
never heard of that custom – it doesn’t ring a bell…
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
clearly a ringing joke