Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 14, 2021

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “It leaves candy canes on the table.”

    Which is why he needs the lite beer.

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    basically a snitch and basically getting paid in lumps of sugar…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Does he know what happens to snitches?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “Santa does not use the term ‘snitch’ and does not appreciate others using it either.”

    “I’ll let it pass this time. Did you say you wanted to buy me another drink?”

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    It also keeps lumps of coal on all the bars …!

    (enough to ease an energy crisis)

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    ChessPirate  almost 3 years ago

    Well, he is Elf-aware…

    (¬_¬)

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hit him with your sugarplums, Lil! Get your minds out of the gutter, people!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’s bass ackward. If he wants the real dirt he should hang out there at night and report during the day.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    “It keeps candy canes on the table.”

    So they’re still part of the negotiations?

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