Well I remember the one time Calvin dropped the snowballs of all snowballs on Suzie and basically planted her in the ground, that makes up for all other misses IMHO.
Well small wonder, is it not, that Calvin detests Susie. In fact, all of the women in Calvin’s life, Susie, Mom, Miss Wormwood, seem to be agents of humiliation and oppression. Not a good start…
A fine example of why we never hear of the second or third fastest gun in the west. (I haven’t seen a TV or Movie Matt Dillon style gun fight in years)
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
We can rule out a career as a grenadier.
codycab almost 3 years ago
For all of Calvin’s “preparations”, he’s lousy at a lot of things.
79nysv almost 3 years ago
Like a lot of Generals great at plans but a failure at operations.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Well, he can’t excel at EVERYthing!
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Like the killer in PULP FICTION…
francescbir almost 3 years ago
Bad luck! Do it better next time Calvin. And remember: Be snow, my friend!
TampaFanatic1 almost 3 years ago
Well I remember the one time Calvin dropped the snowballs of all snowballs on Suzie and basically planted her in the ground, that makes up for all other misses IMHO.
in.amongst almost 3 years ago
Most men are, Sussie!
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What are you throwing, Calvin, whiffle balls?
(Yes, I know it’s wiffle ball. Close enough.)
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
Calvin’s face….. snigger
Susan00100 almost 3 years ago
I wonder if Hobbes could hit her with a snowball—not that he’d try to!!
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A snowball artillery barrage. Put a bunch of ’em out there and hope a few hit something.
Acworthless almost 3 years ago
He learned to throw snowballs at the Storm Trooper Acacemy.
Who, me? almost 3 years ago
Last panel: Hey, there are two left. Put one in her wide-open mouth.
Bucky the comic reviewer almost 3 years ago
I am really accurate. Ironically, i pressurize my snowballs so much the 75% turns to ice
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
smart bombs, dumb thrower?
Alexander the Good Enough almost 3 years ago
Well small wonder, is it not, that Calvin detests Susie. In fact, all of the women in Calvin’s life, Susie, Mom, Miss Wormwood, seem to be agents of humiliation and oppression. Not a good start…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A fine example of why we never hear of the second or third fastest gun in the west. (I haven’t seen a TV or Movie Matt Dillon style gun fight in years)
wheaters almost 3 years ago
He’s six year’s old!
nathan.sheriff3 almost 3 years ago
He didn’t really want to hit her. Just wanted to impress and get her attention.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Cal has about as much chance as a snowball in hell!
Topcat05 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Calvin has anger issues.
Amra Leo almost 3 years ago
With aim like that, he’d make a good stormtrooper…
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 3 years ago
Calvin’s got a rubber arm. :)-
SweetSinger almost 3 years ago
No Carnegie Hall for Calvin.
txmystic almost 3 years ago
There’s a karmic aspect to this, I just feel it…
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
Training to be an Imperial storm trooper!
alexius23 almost 3 years ago
Watterson always said he used his wife to create Suzie
globalenterprize1990 almost 3 years ago
Calvin could write pages on what he knows about dinosaurs.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
I gotta believe that Calvin and Suzie end up getting married.
DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ (NOT THE REAL ONE) almost 3 years ago
8.5/10
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No baseball scholarship for Calvin.
kathleenhicks62 almost 3 years ago
Hobbes would straighten him out.
djlactin almost 3 years ago
“Stormtrooper!!”