Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 04, 2022

Check to make sure your feet are pointed in the right direction or you’ll be walking backwards!

Plot twist: His belly button has somehow moved to his back.

Like the Grinch, Calvin’s head isn’t screwed on just right.

How can your head be backwards, Calvin, when you’re grabbing the front of your shirt’s head hole?

At least your head and your toes are in their proper places, otherwise your feet would smell and your nose would run! ;D

Straight but cross threaded.

One of Mom’s best lines ever.

Linda Blair called . . . .

Mom understands Calvin way better than dad, which makes me think he gets a lot more of his Calvin-ness from her than from him.

Mom just rides with it. She’s tough.

Love Mom’s response……

Has Calvin been watching THE EXORCIST???

It’s okay Calvin. Just remember – always follow where your nose goes!

You may want some aloe for that Mom burn, Calvin!

I’m surprised Mom and Dad still have their sanity, having to deal with a ticking time bomb like our little Cal!

That reminds me, people can get panicked about anything if they are in the right frame of mind. …or the right state of mind. ..huh, what’s the difference between frame of mind and state of mind? …SPIDER!!!

8/10

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north. Think about direction, wonder why you haven’t before

Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around."

A boy transfers into first grade in a new school and eventually has to ask to use the restroom. He comes back in tears, saying “I can’t find it” so the teacher sends another boy to guide him. They come back a few minutes later, all smiles, and the boy explains, “I had my pants on backward.”

“Why didn’t anyone tell me my a— was so big!”, President Skroob.

That’s when he discovered he was Chinese.

Ida thunk Calvin wound enjoy having his head on backwards…

Calvin – if your nose runs and your feet smell, you’re built upside down.

A common affliction during the past few years…

Calvin has never been backward about coming forward.

If his heads on backwards, he can see where he’s been but not where he’s going.

7/10

Not too many other folks especially Susie and Mrs. Wormworth, would go that far either.

Reminds me of “Kris Kross” the rap group who wore their pants and shirts backwards.

A classic. Love this one.

Yesterday I extolled the joy the male child. Today, I will toast all the boy’s moms, including me. We learn early to roll with the punches.

Head is straight, brain is backwards

…….how things went in my early youth… my poor beleaguered mother.. >sigh<

Very good, Mom.

Moms are always right.

notice how his head does a 180 as he says that

He would forget his head if it weren’t attached to his neck.