Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 20, 2021

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    santa72404  almost 3 years ago

    The bane of my existence.

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    Honey Caw is one to crow about.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Autocorrupt.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Delivered to you by Santa Flaws. Ho ho ho!

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like it’s going to rain dear.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Chest nuts.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    Do they still have the pink toe truck in Seattle off the exit from I-5?

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    How about Santa Claws and Raindeer?

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago
    Picture of a bunch of geeky-looking guys playing board games (chess nuts).
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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago
    Jolly old Saint Nicholas with extremely long fingernails (Santa Claws).
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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Most of these are better than reality, except for the toe thing.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Wrist-mas Cookies

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      almost 3 years ago

    The footcake one is my personal favorite.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    It can be a rudolph awakening.

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    Stocky One  almost 3 years ago

    Missile toe?

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    You could hang your stockings on the Christmas knee.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 3 years ago
    I can relate to this right now. Sorry if I have typos; I got a shoulder replacement December 14th, and typing is rough.
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    PaulAbbott2  almost 3 years ago

    I’d rather eat feet than fruitcake

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    Muletide blessings

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    crazeekatlady  almost 3 years ago

    Automisscorrect.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The footcake contains sapient pears from the Discworld. If no one wants to eat it, it can double as Luggage.

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