Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 22, 2021

The ninja sloth is becoming a regular. I do like it, though.

The ninja sloth is my spirit animal.

Let’s see that again in S-l-o-w M-o-t-i-o-n…

Here comes Santa sloth, here comes Slothy Claus, right with Santa Clauses beard…

Santa! You’re not properly dressed!

Santa: “Help! Thanks, Ninja Sloth, but I’m still stuck in the chimney. You’ve only ‘rescued’ my beard so far.”

Is Ninja Sloth postal worker an oxymoron?

The Ninja Sloth should get a spin-off comic strip of his own someday!

I like The Ninja Sloth!!

Don’t blink!

Sloths are sneaky that way. Especially the rare ninja genus.

I love the exploits of Ninja Sloth!

Two examples of ‘stealth’ behavior. But Santa gets the cookies. Officially.

He got you good, Santa.

Ninja Sloth needs a spinoff comic!

That’s not a Ninja Sloth; it’s an ordinary Rabid Sloth, frothing at the mouth!

I love ninja sloth. He should have his own comic.

At least he left the gift bag. For the moment.

I’m waiting for ninja sloth at the dept. of motor vehicles!

Oh, he’s good. :)

Sloth in a tree

Sounds pretty wierd

But nothing compared to

He ninjas your beard

Burma Shave

Ninja Sloth strikes again! :)