Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 20, 2021

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    wldhrsy2luv  almost 3 years ago

    Truth in advertising!

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    whahoppened  almost 3 years ago

    The guy didn’t make a very good “F”… Oh.

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    I would buy a real tree if they promised to plant four seedlings in its place.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    They are even cheaper next week.

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    Detroit Dan  almost 3 years ago

    BOGT?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rent one and bring it back.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    The sign should have said, “BUY ONE GIANT TREE, GET ONE TINY TREE FOR FREE”.

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    moeric9  almost 3 years ago

    Buy one, get a second one full price.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    It’s always nice to at least get what you paid for.

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    billdaviswords  almost 3 years ago

    This year it’s more like “Pay for 3, get one tree”!

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 3 years ago

    Do you people even know that the trees themselves plant a LOT of trees on their own? Those cute little cones contain seeds. We own a tree farm, and the trees reseed themselves every year. That’s all the one-finger typing I can do. Shoulder replacement the 14th.

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    Kev_a_Swing_Dancer Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Oh I love this one” said my mind before I actually got to “TREE”, which it could see peripherally.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Or, if you’re not in a hurry, we’ll throw in a bag of seeds.

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    Daeder  almost 3 years ago

    And if you buy one now, you can get one more for the exact same price!

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    Jim G Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    So it’s not really a “Fir Sale” sign, I guess…

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