Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 24, 2021

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    Averagemoe  almost 3 years ago

    That’s… not as old as the others (though age is relative). So the unicorns didn’t learn to tighten up their copyright law after the first round of plagiarism.

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  almost 3 years ago

    Here’s a blast from the past (2013):

    (sung to the tune of “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas”)

    I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.

    Only a Magic Unicorn will do.

    Don’t want a troll, nor ugly gob-i-lin.

    I cannot stand their BLÄARTING

    or their nasty slobberin’.

    I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.

    I think that Santa Claus would like one, too.

    He won’t need to sneak while filling gift requests;

    the Unicorn could activate

    her Shield of Boringness.

    I can see it now: I’m out of bed on early Christmas morn.

    I’ll be happy when I see, standing by the Christmas tree,

    there’ll be a lovely Magic Unicorn!

    I want a Magic Unicorn for Christmas.

    Only a Magic Unicorn will do.

    Don’t want a dog, nor ordinary horses.

    I only like Magic “Unicornses.”

    And Magic “Unicornses” like me, too!

    Merry Christmas to all.

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    codycab  almost 3 years ago

    Are the songs that Marigold sung kinda like how Weird Al Yankovich parodies things?

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    If Merigold ever asks “Do you want to ROCK out?”, I suggest you say NO for your own safety.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    Is there any human song (Christmas or otherwise) that is NOT originally based upon a unicorn song?

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Rock on, Marigold!

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    Antiyonder  almost 3 years ago

    Yeah whenever I hear Unicorn Rock, my mind goes to Home Alone 2 and Jingle All the Way:-D.

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    Decepticomic  almost 3 years ago

    I’m starting to think that Marigold is just trolling Phoebe.

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    DDrazen  almost 3 years ago

    “… Jingle bell time/It’s a swell time/When you get to hear a unicorn neigh …”

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    adunano367  almost 3 years ago

    Not much different, really.

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    Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon  6 months ago

    Of all the other unicorns, you know you’re the mastermind!

    Run run Marigold, Phoebe ain’t to far behind

    Run run Marigold, Phoebe’s gotta make it to town(to buy some last minute Christmas gifts)

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