Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 11, 2021

you never know when juvenile humor is needed – be prepared

have a seat, my dear

Need to know basis.

We avoided full humor today.Hockey time and a whoopee cushion for a puck.

Well, it’s that kind of warning that cuts down on attendance.

Sounds of Silence.. Simon &Garfunkel

Santa knows w/Farty the backdoor rear Raindeer.

…some people call it The John…

…I can it The Jim…

…because the first thing I do in the morning is go to the Gym…

…you never tell anyone about the room…

…it ruins the gag…

…we also have…farting bags…

…pooting cushions…

… windy blasters…

… and Razzberry Cushions…

…I don’t mean to toot my own horn…

…(and not only because it takes a lot of practice)…

…but there isn’t a whoopee cushion advertised in the back of a comic book that I don’t have…

Let the comments begin….OY VEY!

Somehow, I get the feeling that this is going to turn into one long, lame weekend …

Visit the Whoopee Cushion Wonderama, in Whatahootchee, Wisconsin!

Oh the Pain Killers w/Pillars…

Laugh terds is good good medicine

So, she thought out her questions, each of them meant to give her a sense of the situation, the basic journalistic five ’W’s. Who was the water spirit, whom had no actual name. What was an impending situation within the village of Frogsbane, which was also where. More to the point, where was the marshes and bogs on the edge of Frogsbane, where it touched on the Froglandia border. Why was because sometimes intervention in human affairs was necessary. How was the whoopee cushion of the bunch. I mean, they were ALL whoopee cushions, really. But the means of the intervention was a Rube Goldberg device of particularly haphazard design, which could not possibly work, beginning with Amphitrite being recruited by the water spirit. She also found out that her name was from mythology, and that it was what allowed the water spirit to contact her, which seemed an outrageous convenience.

Not really, I just like beans.

Pharty McPhart place?

The House of Wind and Feathers.

This was to accommodate installation of sound proof walls.

A guy thinks that a bucket of water melted The Wicked Witch and not my electronic devices.

People are strange when you’re a stranger…

Wait until you see what I did with the “Sun” room.

Lost quite a few 3rd dates until I decided to keep the door closed.

Beware of the mousetrap room …!

There’s a lot about me you don’t know, I reckon, Missy. That whoopee cushion collection is only the tip of the iceberg, so to speak.

Why, did you know, some folks (and they aren’t even my friends) call me The Collector?! What do you make of that, hmm?

Some musicians merely have rooms full of platinum records. This one, however…

I have other collections under the whoopee cushions. Please be careful.

…he only invited her into the room to make whoopie…

I beg your pardon. I never promised you a whoopee cushion garden!

Stay out of weird perverts’ homes and this won’t be an issue.

Oh boy, now I’m going to be accused of victim-blaming.

…wait until you see my Froglandia Bath Mat Gracie collection…

Have a seat, take your shoes off, you all come back now, you hear?

Whoops … what day is this Sysyphos …?

Anne Rice, Author and Screenwriter of ‘Interview With the Vampire,’ Dies at 80

Her nearly 40 novels published over a half-century sold some 135 million copies, placing her among the most popular fantasy writers of all time.

I like to have friends over to play “Musical Chairs” on Saturday night, with my pillows, but it’s our own version of the game. We all get together around a big supper of Mexican food, and then we warm up with our favorite song, “La Cucaracha”, played with a variety of whoopee cushion bagpipes, followed by my favorite song, “The Cucaracha Stomp”. Please note that we use “my pillows”, not “MY PILLOWS”, which are too expensive. Each of us straps a pillow on our backside, and we walk in a circle around the chairs as the music plays, and we light our cigar lighters and chase each other around. This clears the atmosphere pretty well, so we get few complaints.

Day 2. Since you are here overnight, let’s make whoopee!