Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 03, 2022

Rainy days, crank calls! We found some ol’ Dutch Guy & tormented him “Do vil be schtopping or Poliz my next call!”

Worse than prison, Kevin. It gets placed on your permanent school record. Which, in your case, is up to volume 3.

If you’re bad at being bad does that mean you’re good? Can two wrongs make a right?

Kevin, you’ve got a lot to teach Miles about prank phone calls.

I love this one so much.

“What’re you in for?”

I guess we’re no longer worried about the naughty list.

Sadly, *69 and Caller id put and end to my crank caller career.

In the days before Caller ID, a friend in grade school loved to do this and would drag me into it. I hated it!

I called a store and asked if they had Prince Albert in a can and the guy said “I already let him out”.

“Is Seymour there? Last name Butz.”

Large part of pajama parties for us girls.

“Yeah, I’m looking for an Al. Last name Coholic.”

Good thing he didn’t try that on Moe Szyslak!

Basically me.