That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 15, 2021

“He got the summer house and I got this Rembrandt forgery in the divorce settlement.”

“Swipe left.”

Jessica was very happy with her membership in the Art Club – every month they would send her a painting, and she could either hang it up or send it back for a different one.

“I would prefer more nudity.”

/// They’re both elegant; both connoisseurs,

of fine art (which their patron prefers).

But, to boost their art shows

they attempt to compose

funny captions— they’re entrepreneurs!

All this realism is getting old Agatha. Do you have any drugs?

The GoComics censor team for Priceless.

Just hold it a bit longer. The Packers have the ball and are about to score. After the game we can mount it properly.

whaddya think? go with the elvis on velvet…?

I’m afraid that’s the best tit pic I have to send him. :(

Two ladies of fortunate birth

Make a painter an object of mirth

Being safely exempt

From the slightest attempt

To produce any object of worth.

“Please – don’t bring it any nearer !

As closer it gets, it grows clearer..

I’m already fainting

For it isn’t a painting ..

How I wish that it weren’t a mirror !”

" Somehow Cynthia, a painting of your skinny, naked butt just doesn’t turn me on! "

Look sis, it’s like those pens men turn upside down, if you slant it just like this his clothes slide off

See, no matter how I turn the painting, the eyes are always looking at you!

Very nice picture of a horse. Maybe you can pass it of as a Moneigh.

Isn’t it amusing? The hound dogs look like they really are playing whist.

“See? I tell you, painting is so simple anyone can do it, or my name isn’t Olga Paintbynumbers.”

“Your painting career will not launch / Till you give ’em a good touch of raunch. / And, sadly I state / That I cannot relate / To your giving me such a huge paunch!”

“In our Largest Item Shoplifted Under Our Dresses Contest,I snuck out this chair I’m sitting on. So what did you get?”

“Dress? I thought it had to fit in our Hoo Hah So I only got this painting…”

“Looks better on the wall.”

Swipe left.

Bethany had to resort to visual aids to teach her sister how to properly sit in a chair.

Painting smocks for dresses like that must have been huge.

Priced less.

She was trying for “Van Meegeren” but you just can fake that kind of work.

“You’re right. No matter which way you turn it, the eyes follow you.”

“It’s OK, but could you make it bigger?”

Elegant Connoisseurs or The Connoisseur or The New Purchase: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Roosenboom_Elegant_Connoisseurs_c1870.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. File history has the strip coloration image.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/12/masterpiece-2844.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

“Another painting from James.

He can’t paint – but does well on the frames.

So – what say you, Libby ?

Does it hang in the privy -

or just get consigned to the flames ?”

Said Libby, “the thing’s a mere stunt.

It isn’t at all what we want..

It’s James’s first nude..

With three breasts she’s imbued

And only the one is in front !”///

“Tis Cubism”, Magda replied,

“And meant to be viewed from the side..

James is trying to “lasso”

The style of Picasso-

That new chap whom none dares deride…”///

They debated till daylight was gone.

A sisterly spat – but anon

Being sisterly wise

They achieved compromise:

James’s painting now hangs in the “John.”

are you kidding, wedding soon and dresses in white, should have been red for all of your ’MISTAKES".. YOUR HUSBAND TO BE IS KIND OF DUMB.

Ruffles have ridges. :)

Well … we can go to Wednesday’s Ladies night instead of looking at paintings if you really want; but I need to be brutally honest with you.

I don’t know why mother named you Pandora. It won’t matter what you wear … nobody will be interested in you.

/// There’s a space just that size near my door,

and the colors do match the decor.

I don’t know what it means,

(I prefer Bible scenes),

but the painter’s a creed I abhor.

“Fake.”