Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 08, 2022

The accusation of hogging would make a lot more sense if only one piece were left, given that they were both eating it in yesterday’s strip.

I’m your captain, I’m your captain

Though I’m feeling mighty sick

Everybody listen to me

And don’t let my team slip

“This is your Captain speaking.” Ride Captain Ride.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

“You have to tell me brave captain, why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves the porch light on?” Today’s words of wisdom brought to you courtesy of Tom Waits.

“You could always ask Coach Thorp”. then they both burst out laughing

P2.5 “and if you are going to continue hogging the pizza, at least eat it instead of jamming it in your chin and dropping it all over the carpet”

P4 “but it’s never too early to knock of another slice, and I’m not talking about one with pepperoni”

P 1.5: “…. Shut….up…..You’re really the captain?…I didn’t know we even had one…”

“As captain, it’s your job to find some former student who can hang around the gym and give the team some actual coaching when Mimi isn’t around, which of course is most of the time.”

Hate Rah-Rah speech’s.

P 4: “… plus coach doesn’t care so why should you?…”

P 5: “… and it’s girls basketball too so no one else cares either, not even that Heather girl or that drunk radio guy…”

In all reality , Know what we should do ,ROAD TRIP !!!!

I forgot who the girl with the dark hair is, but it would be pretty funny if she was named Tennille.

Looks like only 2 pieces missing. One for each, so how is that hogging the pizza. And who cares, that pizza looks pretty nasty.

The dearth of leadership doesn’t bode well for the remainder of the season.

How about a “get off your butts” speech?

Time to call out whoever wrote this dialogue. Yesterday, both girls had a piece of pizza. Today, Captain Hollis is being called out by Cathy Sasaki for “hogging” the pizza? The pie is sliced into eighths, looks like 25% to 30% has been accounted for. Yesterday both girls had a slice. Another example of “filler” verbage. I’m steamed and its not because of the hot water temperature in the Milford locker room showers.

Did Hollis put her piece back into the box in p. 3? She’s taking suggestions seriously!

As others have mentioned, they each have taken one slice, as can be proven by looking at that apparent 6" round pizza they ordered. No hogging. And who says, “First…” when they don’t even have a “Second”? And speaking of second, if you have a second, pop on over to today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P1- It’s daytime but the light is on.

P2- I would have never guessed that a PiZZA is in that box.

P3- I’ll trade you my silver necklace for the rest. Okay, deal.

P 3: in other words, no one wants to hear your BS, captain chump

P-1: the Brunette answers: Roger Ramjet would take a proton pill.

P-2: Who ordered the “Sand Trap” pizza from the MCC?

P-3: but not too early for a quick trip to the can…what was in that pizza?