I had to take English class many times. I wonder if British kids have to take English classes? Do Mexican kids take Spanish classes?(What if they fail. Then what do they speak?)
When I was in Junior High (in ancient times), the English teacher would assign seats alphabetically. Invariably, Kim P., Kim P. (me), Kim S., Tim S., and Kim W., would be seated in a cluster. We drove substitutes nuts.
When I worked as a substitute teacher it was pretty rare that the sub plans called for anything other than telling kids to work independently on such-and-such.
English is complicated? No! It’s only like when an unmarried girls gets pregnant – that’s just a misconception.
English punctuation isn’t complicated either. Just consider commas. Why, those things are hardly necessary. Just trying reading this without the commas and you’ll see that it’s still easy to read – “I love cooking, my wife, and children.”
Try looking on YouTube for more examples from the Marx Brothers or the Firesign Theatre.
For kids the age of Elizabeth, Dawn, and their classmates, this would be a remedial English lesson. Did one of their classmates turn in a paper with poor grammar?
Perhaps being a substitute, the teacher decided the easiest thing to do was give a lesson in remedial English?
brings back memories of my senior English class. We had a new(middle aged)English teacher as the previous teacher had retired. New teacher had zero control over any of his classes. He lasted less than 2 months. Then we walked into class on Monday morning to see our old teacher. The iron discipline lady who just glared at someone to shut them up. A couple of the class cut ups tried to act up and disrupt the class just like they had been doing. But it did not work as they had thought it would. She restored the class back to actual learning in about the first 5 min. A really tough old lady. An excellent teacher, one of only 2 teachers I still recall
I was surprised that we did not see a strip like this:
Substitute teacher: Good morning, I am your substitute teacher. Let me do a quick review of the lesson plan. Ah, here is a note the regular teacher left me….
Subs don’t teach anymore really. They are just there to keep the peace for the most part. My wife works for a school district in drop out prevention and she is required to sub once a month. The teacher has assignments planned and she just supervises.
I had a lesson plan that I used all the time, and it had to do with my own interest that had to do with personal finance, if there was no plan left and the instruction was that they complete assignments. The kids could listen or not, but after about five minutes they listened to me. That was a lesson I remembered from my own high school days, and how interested we all were when that teacher broached that topic with us.
“I saw Esau sitting on a see saw, I saw Esau, with my girl, giving her a merry whirl. When I saw Esau he saw me, I saw red and got so sore, that I got a saw and I sawed Esau off that old see saw.”
While there are many grammatical errors that make me cringe, I really try to hear (or read) what is being said instead of listening for the poor grammar. Bad grammar is sometimes just a bad habit.
“We’re in a room with no windows and no doors! How are we gonna get out?!”“Well, there’s a table and a mirror, so…“Look in the mirror and see what you saw; take the saw, and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole; just crawl through the [w]hole, and you’re out!”
Imagine if Elly was the substitute teacher. She could correct the class by saying there is no such term as “I seen”, then use the proper term all while keeping her eyes closed, nose in the air, and her finger pointed towards the ceiling.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
L’Anglais est magnifique, non?
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh they are baaaad!
TheSkulker almost 3 years ago
LMAO !!!
rshive almost 3 years ago
The marvels of verbal conjugation.
Lecherous almost 3 years ago
Time to move onto lay, lie and laid. Then hang, hanged and hung. Your head will explode.
Susan00100 almost 3 years ago
“Seesaw, Margery Daw…”
Susan00100 almost 3 years ago
Oo, look at the see saw!!
Do you see what I saw??
klink49 almost 3 years ago
I sawed the chair. Mum was not amused
nyrB Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I saw Saw. You should see Saw! You should see Saw II too!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you saw the wood would you saw it?
emmapocl almost 3 years ago
Please let more people read this. I cannot believe the numbers of people who say “I seen,” and think it’s correct.
rmercer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t forget the infinitive!
flagmichael almost 3 years ago
Wise teachers know when to let a commotion burn itself out. Having a glass of water handy to saunter to and sip is strategic.
pheets almost 3 years ago
I make up my own words. Sometimes it’s just easier.
Chris almost 3 years ago
poor sub…
Bob Blumenfeld almost 3 years ago
And the verb is “see,” not “seen.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I had to take English class many times. I wonder if British kids have to take English classes? Do Mexican kids take Spanish classes?(What if they fail. Then what do they speak?)
ksu71 almost 3 years ago
I’m glad I speak more better.
LightWarriorK almost 3 years ago
My mom’s favorite teaching story:
Her: “Ok, we’re going to take a test, so your desks will need to be bare.”
Boy: “There’s going to be a bear here for the test??”
Her: “No, that means your desks can have nothing on them.”
Girl: “But bears have nothing!”
Boy: “Bears have fish!”
Her: “Well, yes, but….”
Girl: “Yes! Can we have fish during the test?”
Her: See last panel.
These weren’t students picking on her, but completely serious first graders. XD
calliarcale almost 3 years ago
Ahh, the grand old tradition of messing with the sub. ;-)
Watchdog almost 3 years ago
Not only a substitute teacher these days.
sjsczurek almost 3 years ago
Elizabeth! For shame!
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What is this, 4th Grade??
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Reads like an Abbott and Costello routine!
Kim Roberts almost 3 years ago
When I was in Junior High (in ancient times), the English teacher would assign seats alphabetically. Invariably, Kim P., Kim P. (me), Kim S., Tim S., and Kim W., would be seated in a cluster. We drove substitutes nuts.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
There are certain High Schools in my living area that I would NOT sub for. Some unbelievably disrespectful kids.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 3 years ago
How much wood could a saw-whet saw
If a saw-whet could saw wood?
(A saw-whet is a type of owl, for those who have never heard of it.)
https://www.audubon.org/sites/default/files/styles/hero_cover_bird_page/public/Northern%20Saw-whet_Owl_KameronPerensovich_FlickrCC_314.jpg?itok=JeF5UOLR
John Jorgensen almost 3 years ago
When I worked as a substitute teacher it was pretty rare that the sub plans called for anything other than telling kids to work independently on such-and-such.
kab2rb almost 3 years ago
My daughter used to love subs in class they did not do much.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
I didn’t know these kids were in first grade
Display almost 3 years ago
English is complicated? No! It’s only like when an unmarried girls gets pregnant – that’s just a misconception.
English punctuation isn’t complicated either. Just consider commas. Why, those things are hardly necessary. Just trying reading this without the commas and you’ll see that it’s still easy to read – “I love cooking, my wife, and children.”
Try looking on YouTube for more examples from the Marx Brothers or the Firesign Theatre.
Jogger2 almost 3 years ago
For kids the age of Elizabeth, Dawn, and their classmates, this would be a remedial English lesson. Did one of their classmates turn in a paper with poor grammar?
Perhaps being a substitute, the teacher decided the easiest thing to do was give a lesson in remedial English?
paranormal almost 3 years ago
My pet peeve of poor language is: ‘these ones’ and ‘those ones’…
hsawlrae almost 3 years ago
M O R O N .
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
brings back memories of my senior English class. We had a new(middle aged)English teacher as the previous teacher had retired. New teacher had zero control over any of his classes. He lasted less than 2 months. Then we walked into class on Monday morning to see our old teacher. The iron discipline lady who just glared at someone to shut them up. A couple of the class cut ups tried to act up and disrupt the class just like they had been doing. But it did not work as they had thought it would. She restored the class back to actual learning in about the first 5 min. A really tough old lady. An excellent teacher, one of only 2 teachers I still recall
kamoolah almost 3 years ago
I was surprised that we did not see a strip like this:
Substitute teacher: Good morning, I am your substitute teacher. Let me do a quick review of the lesson plan. Ah, here is a note the regular teacher left me….
….OK, which one of you is Elizabeth?
stamps almost 3 years ago
I fired a blind carpenter once. He picked up his hammer and saw.
circleM almost 3 years ago
Subs don’t teach anymore really. They are just there to keep the peace for the most part. My wife works for a school district in drop out prevention and she is required to sub once a month. The teacher has assignments planned and she just supervises.
kaycstamper almost 3 years ago
They’ve got to be messing with you…
198.23.5.11 almost 3 years ago
Why is Quebec,Canada the only place that refers to pastrami as “smoked meat”?
1JennyJenkins almost 3 years ago
I had a lesson plan that I used all the time, and it had to do with my own interest that had to do with personal finance, if there was no plan left and the instruction was that they complete assignments. The kids could listen or not, but after about five minutes they listened to me. That was a lesson I remembered from my own high school days, and how interested we all were when that teacher broached that topic with us.
Katsuro Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Funny thing is, this works in Swedish too, with “såg”.
CoreyTaylor1 almost 3 years ago
Heard this in a sitcom from the 50’s:
Son: Hey Pop, you shoulda seen what I just seen!
Father: No, no: SAW.
Son: You shoulda saw what I just seen!
Father: No, no: SEEN-SAW.
Son: You shoulda seen-saw what I just… that don’t sound right.
MVMartinek almost 3 years ago
“I see”, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
“I saw Esau sitting on a see saw, I saw Esau, with my girl, giving her a merry whirl. When I saw Esau he saw me, I saw red and got so sore, that I got a saw and I sawed Esau off that old see saw.”
mmmmary almost 3 years ago
While there are many grammatical errors that make me cringe, I really try to hear (or read) what is being said instead of listening for the poor grammar. Bad grammar is sometimes just a bad habit.
bobgreenwade almost 3 years ago
Making puns reflects a mastery of language. I give the kids an A.
dsom8 almost 3 years ago
“We’re in a room with no windows and no doors! How are we gonna get out?!”“Well, there’s a table and a mirror, so…“Look in the mirror and see what you saw; take the saw, and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole; just crawl through the [w]hole, and you’re out!”
rebelstrike0 almost 3 years ago
Imagine if Elly was the substitute teacher. She could correct the class by saying there is no such term as “I seen”, then use the proper term all while keeping her eyes closed, nose in the air, and her finger pointed towards the ceiling.
CuylerDae almost 3 years ago
L’inglese non e fantastico?
sbwertz almost 3 years ago
For my sins, I’ve BEEN a sub.