The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 31, 2021

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    Gordo4ever  almost 3 years ago

    …as opposed to so many that are on line in line. A pox on their houses I say!

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    wjones  almost 3 years ago

    Sol, You went online to get online, Online. But how many went online before you to be online, wait should that not be inline.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You going to have a virtual meal, too?

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    “Eat at the metarestaurant and lose pounds over night.”

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder how the bartender feels about that?

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    maybe they should inline skate to stand on line…

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh what a tangled web weave wove.

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    CorkLock  almost 3 years ago

    Good news Brutus – Chef is cooking your meal order right now so they will be waiting on you. Cold beef and baked potato and warn wine. Bon appetit. Happy Happy New Years Born Losers. Stay safe. Let Caring and kindness start with you.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    hopefully you won’t lose connection, cause if you do, you’ll have to stand in the back of the line all over again.

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    goboboyd  almost 3 years ago

    Your in line to enjoy a few drinks in the bar while waiting to be seated. Then you will be encouraged to eat fast, they need to turn the table.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What a smart kid, nothing gets past him!

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    joeatwork212  almost 3 years ago

    To the Born Loser… Thanks for all of the good humor during a trying year.

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Enjoy your meal and have a Happy New Year with your family and friends. I look forward to Brutus’s new adventures and our own bantering over his escapades, Enjoy the new year My Friend……

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    I never have understood the East Coast usage of queueing “on line”. It only makes sense if, at some time, there had actually been a painted line on the ground on which you were to stand while waiting.

    For linguistic charm, I have to admire the UK usage of “crocodile” as a description of a long line of children, as it moves from place to place in an orderly fashion.

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    Buckeye67  almost 3 years ago

    That’s makes more sense than most things Wilberforce says.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    “cept they called you name 15 minutes ago.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Interesting Joke Thorney

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    Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Have a happy, safe meal! Happy New Year to you!

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    I have to hand it to Wilberforce…he has a way with coming up with clever phrases. Happy New Year to all here at The Born Loser!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The kid’s got a way with words — and Brutus’ smile is that of a proud papa! Good way to end the year.

    Happy New Year, one and all!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sure, you can get in line online, but if they call your name before you arrive, you get bumped from the queue. Then when you arrive, you have to start all over at the end of the line. But that’s why you’re the Born Loser.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Very clever! A great way to bid farewell to this miserable year, Brutus! Thank you! ❤️

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