Good news Brutus – Chef is cooking your meal order right now so they will be waiting on you. Cold beef and baked potato and warn wine. Bon appetit. Happy Happy New Years Born Losers. Stay safe. Let Caring and kindness start with you.
Enjoy your meal and have a Happy New Year with your family and friends. I look forward to Brutus’s new adventures and our own bantering over his escapades, Enjoy the new year My Friend……
I never have understood the East Coast usage of queueing “on line”. It only makes sense if, at some time, there had actually been a painted line on the ground on which you were to stand while waiting.
For linguistic charm, I have to admire the UK usage of “crocodile” as a description of a long line of children, as it moves from place to place in an orderly fashion.
Sure, you can get in line online, but if they call your name before you arrive, you get bumped from the queue. Then when you arrive, you have to start all over at the end of the line. But that’s why you’re the Born Loser.
Gordo4ever almost 3 years ago
…as opposed to so many that are on line in line. A pox on their houses I say!
wjones almost 3 years ago
Sol, You went online to get online, Online. But how many went online before you to be online, wait should that not be inline.
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You going to have a virtual meal, too?
Zykoic almost 3 years ago
“Eat at the metarestaurant and lose pounds over night.”
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
I wonder how the bartender feels about that?
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
maybe they should inline skate to stand on line…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh what a tangled web weave wove.
CorkLock almost 3 years ago
Good news Brutus – Chef is cooking your meal order right now so they will be waiting on you. Cold beef and baked potato and warn wine. Bon appetit. Happy Happy New Years Born Losers. Stay safe. Let Caring and kindness start with you.
Chris almost 3 years ago
hopefully you won’t lose connection, cause if you do, you’ll have to stand in the back of the line all over again.
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Your in line to enjoy a few drinks in the bar while waiting to be seated. Then you will be encouraged to eat fast, they need to turn the table.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What a smart kid, nothing gets past him!
joeatwork212 almost 3 years ago
To the Born Loser… Thanks for all of the good humor during a trying year.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Enjoy your meal and have a Happy New Year with your family and friends. I look forward to Brutus’s new adventures and our own bantering over his escapades, Enjoy the new year My Friend……
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I never have understood the East Coast usage of queueing “on line”. It only makes sense if, at some time, there had actually been a painted line on the ground on which you were to stand while waiting.
For linguistic charm, I have to admire the UK usage of “crocodile” as a description of a long line of children, as it moves from place to place in an orderly fashion.
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
That’s makes more sense than most things Wilberforce says.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
“cept they called you name 15 minutes ago.
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Interesting Joke Thorney
Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Have a happy, safe meal! Happy New Year to you!
Chris Sherlock almost 3 years ago
I have to hand it to Wilberforce…he has a way with coming up with clever phrases. Happy New Year to all here at The Born Loser!
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The kid’s got a way with words — and Brutus’ smile is that of a proud papa! Good way to end the year.
Happy New Year, one and all!
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sure, you can get in line online, but if they call your name before you arrive, you get bumped from the queue. Then when you arrive, you have to start all over at the end of the line. But that’s why you’re the Born Loser.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Very clever! A great way to bid farewell to this miserable year, Brutus! Thank you! ❤️