No, moron. You need to get treats shaped like body parts. New from “Chewy”! Doggy Dingles. Won’t you be the envy of the block when the neighbors see A Big Bag of Doggy Dingles on your front porch. That pitbull, or doberman next door will love the Naughty Bit shaped treats. Please keep a safe distance when tossing.
When I was a kid, neighbor’s large dog was quite unfriendly, didn’t bark, just showed his teeth and growled. I was there quite often and finally decided that I should just ignore that dog instead of shouting from the yard, I went to the door and knocked. Heard that dog approaching, the growling getting louder. Then he started licking my ankles. Not sure if he was getting ready to bite or wanted to be friends because the door was opened then.
Frankie5466 over 2 years ago
Time to send in Fleshy! He’ll figure out how to teach that dog a lesson:)
https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2011/09/30
Jayalexander over 2 years ago
No, moron. You need to get treats shaped like body parts. New from “Chewy”! Doggy Dingles. Won’t you be the envy of the block when the neighbors see A Big Bag of Doggy Dingles on your front porch. That pitbull, or doberman next door will love the Naughty Bit shaped treats. Please keep a safe distance when tossing.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
Monty can send Parker the optometrist bill for a new lens in his glasses.
F-Flash over 2 years ago
Dog’s don’t like vegetarian treats, Parker’s dog wants a Monty Burger all the way.
Out of the Past over 2 years ago
At last, a guard dog with a conscience.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
He’s probably not fond of organic dog biscuits made with non-GMO, non-gluten grains, bean sprouts, lemon grass, and cilantro.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cujo is a dog with principles.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“I had that for lunch!”
oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago
When I was a kid, neighbor’s large dog was quite unfriendly, didn’t bark, just showed his teeth and growled. I was there quite often and finally decided that I should just ignore that dog instead of shouting from the yard, I went to the door and knocked. Heard that dog approaching, the growling getting louder. Then he started licking my ankles. Not sure if he was getting ready to bite or wanted to be friends because the door was opened then.
Marz64 over 2 years ago
……on the day I was born…nurses all gathered round…..
Spoonbone over 2 years ago
It’s a twofer! Cujo doesn’t like bribes, and he doesn’t like Monty.
Impkins Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh dear. The pants are back. :)
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Not that puss!
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 2 years ago
Thanks to those who posted the links.
mikeywilly over 2 years ago
But, but, but, Monty is such a likeable guy!?!:-[ :-[
gmu328 over 2 years ago
time to sue the pants off the owner …
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Please note that Cujo is properly restrained behind a chainlink fence and that Monty is deliberately provoking him.
I say, good for Cujo!