A guy sees a lonely penguin wandering in the streets downtownHe takes him immediately to the nearest police station to ask for advice.
“Officer, I found this penguin, what should I do?”
Officer is concerned and says:
“What is he doing there?? Take him to the Zoo immediately!”
Man says ok and leaves the police station.
A couple hours later, police officer is looking through the window sees the man and the penguin, holding hands and walking down the street. He gets furious and rushes to them.
“Didn’t I tell you to take him to the Zoo? What are you still doing here?”
Man gets confused and also angry, responds
“Why are you shouting officer? I did get him to the Zoo as you told me. And now we are going to the movies!”
In my lifetime, I’ve heard similar stories about an Antarctic penguin showing up hundreds of miles from home. Is this one newsworthy because it’s a new record?
Copy-&-Paste almost 3 years ago
I don’t believe it. Nope, you’re not telling the truth.
eromlig almost 3 years ago
A man meets an old friend one day. “How’s your family?” the friend asks.
“Well, my wife and my daughter are fine, but I’m worried about my son.”
“What’s wrong with your son?” his friend asks.
“He doesn’t know how to drink or play poker,” is the reply.
“But…but why on earth would that be a problem?”
“Because he drinks and plays poker.”
monkeysky almost 3 years ago
Pretty gruesome for Ripley’s, but I thought this was really cool when I first saw it:
https://www.livescience.com/64259-giant-lung-shaped-blood-clot.html
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Did the penguin get taken back from whence it came?
Caldonia almost 3 years ago
If you disturb one of their gardens, you’ll have a damsel fish in distress.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
Your GPS is fine. The guy who dropped you off on the N.Z. beach is not so fine.
Take care, may PETA activist Graham “My Parents Were Cruel To Name Me That” Crackord be with you, and gesundheit.
papajim545 almost 3 years ago
Not even close :-(
artegal almost 3 years ago
That is one of the most disgusting entries I’ve ever encountered.
J. R. M. almost 3 years ago
This penguin might have wanted to start a march out of Antarctica; much like early humans did out of Africa millions of years ago.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Penguins
A guy sees a lonely penguin wandering in the streets downtownHe takes him immediately to the nearest police station to ask for advice.
“Officer, I found this penguin, what should I do?”
Officer is concerned and says:
“What is he doing there?? Take him to the Zoo immediately!”
Man says ok and leaves the police station.
A couple hours later, police officer is looking through the window sees the man and the penguin, holding hands and walking down the street. He gets furious and rushes to them.
“Didn’t I tell you to take him to the Zoo? What are you still doing here?”
Man gets confused and also angry, responds
“Why are you shouting officer? I did get him to the Zoo as you told me. And now we are going to the movies!”
Until next time.
Jogger2 almost 3 years ago
In my lifetime, I’ve heard similar stories about an Antarctic penguin showing up hundreds of miles from home. Is this one newsworthy because it’s a new record?
yangeldf almost 3 years ago
I remember that clot, pictures of it were all over the place with the headline “man coughs up lung”
Stephen Gilberg almost 3 years ago
An Adele penguin might travel to the North Pole to say, “Hello from the other side!”
RetFor almost 3 years ago
Wow, what a coincidence. I just came across the blood clot thing online today while looking something up.