Heart of the City by Steenz for January 05, 2022

Which world? Cuz I’m pretty sure Heart has more than one.

Open it up to a firehose demonstration of Sturgeon’s Law.

Ah yes, the world of fan fiction. Just pick a genre and imagine from just one series like LOST: “The Adventures of Ben and Hurley as #1 and #2 on the Island”, “Jack and Kate”, “Sawyer and Juliet” , “Sun and Jin”, “Charlie and Claire with John Locke as a third wheel” etc…..

I once wrote a fanfiction where Nancy Drew solved a mystery at Hogwarts.

Next, tell her about fan friction!

“One day the oscillating Lasko noticed the attractive Dyson across the hall, and just couldn’t resist—”

Uh, wrong kind of fans.

Heart, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for the biggest can of worms ever opened.

cue the ominous music

Hah! Fanfiction is a complete waste of time! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to making a youtube video essay that explains why star wars 9 is the only bad star wars. I’m up to 9 hours of footage so far and only have 7 more to go. A bit shorter than I’d like.

Well, that is one way for Heart to always be the star of her own show.

“I can show you the worldShining, shimmering, splendid”Heart is definitely not ready for what’s behind this door, uff da.

This reminds me of the golden age of pulp science fiction magazines. There were “fanzines” that published unpaid pastiche of a fans favorite authors. Some stories were quite good and launched a few writing careers.

A whole new world,

A more fantasic point of view.

No one to tell you “NO” or where to go …

give her wattpad