Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 04, 2022

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    “Do you have a Life Wish or something?”

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Spelling puns are hard to spot sometimes.

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a grim warning.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Is the Dad a drummer for a death metal band?

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    pauljmsn  almost 3 years ago

    A proper Grim Reaper WOULD TALK LIKE THIS. Sir Terry Pratchett showed us that.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s a grim warning!

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Those kids will be the death of her

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    EmmettWayne  almost 3 years ago

    Mommy, tell Jimmy to give me the scythe! It’s my turn!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    She really should make sure that they both have a scythe,

    Also, have them each wear a helmet – that would reduce the possibility of reaper-cussions.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    OK, sorry Mom. We’ll go “play” with the neighbor’s cats…

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    tee929  almost 3 years ago

    Sounds like a Bryan Adams song lyric, “Now it cuts like a knife but feels so right”…..

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    Lablubber   almost 3 years ago

    He’ll cut them down to scythe.

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    Lightpainter  almost 3 years ago

    How, exactly, are they supposed to behave, Mom?

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    ekke  almost 3 years ago

    Grim reapercussions!

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    blackman2732  almost 3 years ago

    After she said that, I bet they were scared to death.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    You’re gonna put somebody’s eye out with that thing.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe it’s time for a pop sickle break.

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    PaulGoes  almost 3 years ago

    They’re just digging themselves into a hole

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    they’re going to reap what they sow…

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Little reapers are kinda cute.

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    Clever pun!!

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