Herman by Jim Unger for January 14, 2022

“What are my chances of winning the ’Mummy’s Curse’ lottery?”

Now I’ve got that Steve Martin song running around in my head.

He’s had that job way too long.

or you be a part of the mummy collection, too. Mums the word, though, what happens to you in there.

I hope he has peepholes in his wrappings, so he can see the tickets.

That guard is wrapped up in his job.

Hand him a business card and save some money. He can’t see, anyway.

And he’s wrapped up be-gauze?

The guard negotiated long and hard for extra pay to allow himself to be wrapped, citing the real possibility of nasal suffocation and difficulty in relieving himself. They settled on time and a half.

“When will the Cairo bus company raise their pharaoh’s?”

Nothing like dressing for the part…..

This is gonna get interesting when it’s time to go to the bathroom.

Cosplay at the museum?

He’s keeping “it” under wraps.

Back in the day when men could become real mummies.